PBP: Columbus Screw @ Los Angeles Football Craft | Match 18 - June 23, 2018 22:30 ET

2-0 after 8 mins. Sweet jesus.

Lalas played their striker onside. Ugh. Team with an unbelievably slow start.

 

Who the ******** did they put on the plane??? It's like nobody is even out there!!! Christ.

 

Sadly, he is, which is crazy because ketterer is pathetic.

 

Fcuk this. I might just go to bed instead of torture myself with this shit.

 

Why is Sauro on this team (at his salary) if he can’t see the field over Abuekader?

 

I'm gonna go look at my Football Manager 16 save instead of this.

 

Weird. I had no problems with E+ the first few weeks. But the last 4 or 5 games, i either get blacked out at halftime or from the very start. I live in Cbus.

 

That gave me a nice little chuckle. Thanks. That paired with my vodka orange juice is making this asswhipping bareable (for now).

 

LA almost made it 3-0. I love Abubakar, but he is really out of it this game. Like, subbed off in the first half for Sauro bad.

 

Abubaker is complete trash. 3G needs to sub him off immediately.

 

Ok. Using the same graphics though. Don't understand E+ blackout policy....

 

Thank spell check for that

 

Dwight going on and on about preserving precious bodily fluids like Jack D Ripper.

 

There is now stadium audio, but no announcers. In a way, it is much more pleasant than listening to Dwight and Neil.

 

I can't remember. When did we last win a match

 

Seriously? Fvcking hate that guy.

Dwight I mean, never had to listen to Jack The Ripper call a Crew game, so can't say anything bad about him.

 

May 19 v NE.

 

Trapp is invisible so far for yet another match

 

3 horrific corners so far, what in the fvck is the thought process on wasting those chances?

 

Very little intensity tonight. Its like we have 11 Messi's out there. Messi in the second half v Croatia obviously....

 

Yeah he was raving about the lack of humidity on the west coast and then suddenly started sounding like the crazy commander from Strangelove. I half expected him to bring up communism.

 

Argudo had a clear run into the box and insteads passes to Santos, who fails once again