Columbus Crew @ Valeri and the City of a Thousand Hipsters | Match 29 - Sep. 19, 2018 10:30 PM ET

Did I just see Gregggg with a mustache?

 

Hipsters haven't heard of alternate channels, apparently.

They must all be TW customers looking to blame someone else other than their own provider.

(I'm possibly still bitter over that.)

 

Chances that CW53 cuts out early? High.

 

You know why I love this broadcast? The announcer says "Columbus Crew" - as it should be.

 

Jeez, I’m letting Connor stay up and watch although he is more interested in a pouch of butternut squash right now.

 

Sweet goal Nico!

 

That was worth staying up for!

 

MmmBop!

 

Is Zack channeling Steve?

 

Glad to see that my dude Eduardo Sosa is back to being healthy and getting a start!

 

That was a clear intentional slap to the face

 

There's a large banner on the wall to the left of the goal Portland is defending that says "Columbus is more than just a memory"

 

That was a pathetic effort by Mullins. It wasn’t even on goal

 

Mullins should have 2 by now.

 

Steffen has to just boom the ball down the field

 

Zardes would had had at least 1

 

Oh the irony that Clark gives up a goal early while playing for the timbers.

 

Well fcuk.

 

Sauro just ball watching and Steffen with 0 reaction to the header

 

Lousy marking, great cross, we are tied.

 

The back line seems really interested in just making square passes deep in their defensive area against a high pressing team