Alert: Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2021

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Which Crew player will have the most assists & yellow cards (combined) in the '21 regular season?

Poll closed Apr 22, 2021.
  1. Afful

    2.4%
  2. Artur

    14.3%
  3. Díaz

    7.1%
  4. Etienne

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Francis

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Hairston

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Keita

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Kitchen

    2.4%
  9. Mățan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Mensah

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Molino

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Morris

    2.4%
  13. Nagbe

    14.3%
  14. Room

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. Santos

    23.8%
  16. Valenzuela

    2.4%
  17. Wormgoor

    2.4%
  18. Zardes

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. Zelarayán

    26.2%
  20. Other

    2.4%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crew lose! ...and I rest. Mostly. Still five Grouchy™ Points to give!

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    We have entered the "twice-saved-Crew-can-lose" era. SAD!

    In his quest to spite me, @KCbus continues to rampage up the Grouchy™ Point leaderboard. Congrats, I guess, you little man. Oh, @Crewster, @kgilbert78, @GoCrew1996, and @110toyourleft scored, too. They're cool.

    So... uh... yeah. Huzzah, @Grouchy. Go Crew! Beat Austin. Please.
     
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  2. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @KCbus is a meany stupidhead
     
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  3. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019
    @chr1st any special Grouchy Points for Sunday? First Crew player to score in Austin, first Crew with the game winner against Austin, and so forth? Will Precourt take a queso bath after cooling his ass on the special ass cooling seats?
     
  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @DGA57v2
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  5. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Stupidface. Get it right.
     
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  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You leave my man alone, you ignorant slut!
     
  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well... that happened. And so did Grouchy™ Points!

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    Just three brilliant souls correctly predicted the match result. Take a bow, @Crewster, @SLSHOT01, and @soccerncbus. The point also marks @soccerncbus's first of the competition. Huzzah!

    Many thanks to @DGA57v2 for requesting bonus points so y'all could whiff. Only big-brained @associa_tionfootball guessed who would score (psst, it was nobody), and no one figured Lucas would be the naughtiest boy.

    Totally worth it!

    Anywho, @Grouchy is king. NE is trash. And don't open NCS with an L.
     
  8. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So basically, it was a gigantic waste of your time.

    I'm cool with that. :cool:
     
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  9. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A tie at the new house. Best of times and worst of times, amirite? Anywho, here is yer Grouchy™ Points!

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    A mere six puny mortals correctly predicted the result of this one. Congrats to @Hamburgler03, @KHT_Crew, @Sagz, @GoCrew1996, @boomshea, and @theshark130. Also, it was no day at the beach. Boys, I regret to inform you that we had no hits in GOAL VIBRATIONS or FEEL FOULS. Wonderful.

    So, uh... do better? Oh, and as my great-grandpappy always said, "Watch your back, and go with @Grouchy, ya prick."
     
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  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tell that to Crew.
     
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  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  13. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only ~65% possession? So sad. Thankfully, Grouchy™ Points are always 100%. Or something.

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    The USMNT romps. Twenty-six of you benefit. Whee.

    Way to follow the crowd, @Dan Milton, @ZipSix, @Hamburgler03, @YITBOS, @POdinCowtown, @KHT_Crew, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @MLSinCleveland, @GoCrew1996, @Robbo Crewfan, @west ham sandwich, @redi44crew, @LastOfEleven, @djtrinidad, @hardhead, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @Ueberjames, @CBusAlex, @runningoz, @TKyle, @TyphonInc, and @boomshea!

    Also, good job earning your first point, @Lichte for Life. About. Damn. Time.

    More games! More points!! More @Grouchy!!!
     
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  15. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  16. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
  18. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just win, baby! And score Grouchy™ Points, maybe?!

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    Two games. Twenty points. Unlimited fun!

    From the Crew's 2-1 win, we had 12 wieners. Huzzah, @KCbus, @redi44crew, @djtrinidad, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @TRUJDUB, @soccerncbus, @theshark130, and @Russ Freistat!

    And the U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! match? Eight goalers of points: @POdinCowtown, @KHT_Crew, @jairadballerina, @LastOfEleven, and @Tobias C.

    Special kudos to @Crewster, @hardhead, @west ham sandwich for correctly predicting both results! WOOoooOOOOOooooOOOooooo.

    I'm still tired!!1!
     
  19. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    The Nordecke of Nordecke
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You have a litter of kids.

    When are you not tired?
     
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  20. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Uh... the first five minutes after waking up are usually pretty solid.
     
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  21. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Forget to update the Grouchy™ Points table? Me? Never!

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    Results from Nashville, Atlanta, and US-Jamaica have been added to the standings.

    From the game against that other yellow soccer team, @ZipSix, @Sagz, @west ham sandwich, @LastOfEleven, and @Russ Freistat scored

    In the ATL, @Kryptonite, @zman31, @KHT_Crew, @GoCrew1996, @WhiteHartShame, @soccerncbus, and @Arthur_Maggot rode Mensah's noggin' to victory.

    An we be jammin' against Jamaica, mon, with @POdinCowtown, @Crewster, and @djtrinidad.

    Head nod to @rolandD for capturing their first point of the competition. Floppy handshake to @CBusAlex, @Hamburgler03, @hardhead, @kgilbert78, @Ueberjames, and @west ham sandwich for snatching a brace.

    POLL MADNESSSSSSS!
     
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  22. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    remember when i had 5 points from the first 3 matches and everybody complained it was rigged?


    Pepperidge Farm remembers
     
  23. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was waiting until the end of the season to add those 50 bonus points to your score.
     
  24. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you want to win this thing, simply ask me how I voted and then pick something else. Your odds will go up significantly. Pretty sure my whopping 3 points were in week 1 and/or 2 and nada since.
     
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