Alert: Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2021

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Which Crew player will have the most assists & yellow cards (combined) in the '21 regular season?

Poll closed Apr 22, 2021.
  1. Afful

    2.4%
  2. Artur

    14.3%
  3. Díaz

    7.1%
  4. Etienne

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Francis

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Hairston

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Keita

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Kitchen

    2.4%
  9. Mățan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Mensah

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Molino

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Morris

    2.4%
  13. Nagbe

    14.3%
  14. Room

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. Santos

    23.8%
  16. Valenzuela

    2.4%
  17. Wormgoor

    2.4%
  18. Zardes

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. Zelarayán

    26.2%
  20. Other

    2.4%
  1. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    My memory is hazy. I recall winning it one year but that was quite a while ago. If I did win in 2019, call it early onset Alzheimers.
     
  2. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I totally have Somzheimers. I just totally forget important shit sometimes.
     
  3. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My mom had that. Used to mention it all the time. Well, when she remembered.
     
  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So... do own goals count as the Crew scoring? I'm not sure. And, if they don't count, that means Swamp Hunters isn't triggered...

    Decisions. Decisions.




    I can be bought.
     
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  5. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But can your liver afford it?
     
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  6. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    The Nordecke of Nordecke
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To quote the poll:

    Crew score 3 or more goals and win by 2!

    The goals weren't scored by the Crew. So says the Assistant Referee.
     
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  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Aw... who am I kidding? I love showering you fine folks in Grouchy™ Points! And I'm not going to risk angering my fans...

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    I wouldn't call it a Master Class, but the result gives a point to these real posters of genius: @Minnman, @POdinCowtown, @Bill Archer, @KHT_Crew, @LastOfEleven, @WhiteHartShame, @stanger, @runningoz, @TKyle, @SLSHOT01, @TyphonInc, @associa_tionfootball, and @Russ Freistat.

    And here come the Swamp Hunters to collect three massive points: @Ch(Elsey), @Robbo Crewfan, @hardhead, @Tobias C, and @jairadballerina.

    Congrats on scoring your first point, @CBusAlex and @Arthur_Maggot. Way to guess gooder than beforer.

    And mad props to @hangthadj for breaking into the scoreboard in style. See, kids, Scot is right!

    Now let's go riot at the stadium.

    *grumble-grumble*
     
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  8. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I never listen to people who say mean things about my bae!
     
  9. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    The Nordecke of Nordecke
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I didn't say mean things about your bae.
    I just reminded him that it shows integrity to admit when you are wrong!
     
  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That sounds like an attack!

    I'm frowning so hard right now.
     
  11. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    The Nordecke of Nordecke
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not an attack. Advice.
    Now, turn that frown upside down!
     
  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    The Nordecke of Nordecke
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WOW!!
    That's a whole lotta pink!
     
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  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Must... resist... urge... to make... inappropriate joke.
     
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  15. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why? No on else dors.

    Well, except @TKyle .
     
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  16. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well I say @chr1st was ever so wise in his decision to award three Grouchy Points for the Swamp Hunters.
     
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  17. Tobias C

    Tobias C Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 6, 2014
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I feel like I should start betting the same way I pick grouchy scores. The minute I do though I'll start losing like crazy because karma.
     
  18. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  19. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  20. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't even beat a blind squirrel at this point.
     
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  21. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think you should post all of the poor souls with 0 grouchy points, it will motivate them to make better predictions!
     
  22. Dan Milton

    Dan Milton Member

    Nov 25, 1998
    The "poor souls"must be outed!
     
  23. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  24. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You cannot defeat the Columbus Crew. You can only hope for a swift and painless 2-1 loss.

    And Grouchy™ Points, ya dingoes!

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    The Crew goaled the ball and y'all snatched some points. Beware, here be "Win by one goal"ers: @Pauncho, @Bill Archer, @west ham sandwich, @DAFCrew, @redi44crew, @stanger, @Crew96Fan, @TKyle, @TRUJDUB, and @TyphonInc. Plus, a warm welcome to @zman31, @TracieB, @Crewster, @kgilbert78, and @SimonKenton’sRevenge to the board with your first point. You aren't complete failures!

    But... all hail the Brave Ball Goalers: @Hamburgler03, @POdinCowtown, @Ch(Elsey), @TrueCrew, @LastOfEleven, @hardhead, and @Ueberjames. And way to make a splash with your first TWO points, @KCbus and @614life!

    All hail @Grouchy! All hail his Points!
     
  25. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member+

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Edison, Ohio
    Chr1st, due to the great void that is the international break, would you please bestoweth on thus your thread followers the opportunity to be grouchy for USA Nations League Games.... ?
     
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