Post those jokes about the clubs you love to hate. Here's one to start: Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Man U fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
I'm sure John Boy won't mind my repeating this quick one from the WBA forum... What's the difference between Wolves and a toothpick? Most toothpicks have two points.
Not at all DD.. Doing the rounds at the moment... When do Wolves kick off? Every twenty minutes ------ The truth about the Premiership Rape Allegations is that the victims are Wolves, as they are being unwillingly fcuekd every week
A Sunday League football team is desperate for players. So desperate in fact that one Sunday they are forced to play a chicken. Rather surprisingly the chicken has a brilliant first half. One minute it's clearing off its own line, the next threading the perfect through ball, the next putting in a perfect cross. At half time all its team-mates are very pleased and everyone runs back onto the pitch for the second half. On the way the ref starts chatting with the chicken. "Great first half mate, you must be really fit". "Thanks", replied the chicken, "I try to keep myself fit but its difficult finding the time so I try to do an hour in the gym each morning before work". "What do you do then?" asked the ref. "I'm a chartered accountant" replies the chicken. At this point the ref immediately brandishes the red card and sends the chicken off. The bemused team-mates gather round the ref and start complaining. "Sorry lads", says the ref, "I had no choice - Professional fowl".
What's the staple diet of Prawns? Man United Fan Sandwiches. What's the difference between a Spurs fan and a Bucket of s**t? The Bucket.
song jokes from a cd that was given to me-:The Laughing Gooner" There was a team called Tottenham they couldnt kick a ball and every time they tried to they seem to win *#*#*#*#*# all. And then they came to Higbury. And that was rather daft because all the Arsenal fans could do was laugh, laugh, and laugh. In his first year man united Teddy won no sliverwear He ended up like Tottenham with nothing to declear. We've always have the rytham now we have got sol Place your bets on Arsenal Were about to rock and roll.
Q. What's the similarity between Manchester United and a 3-pin plug? A. They're both useless in Europe. Q.What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Man U team bus? A. The Man U bus has more pricks! --------------------- A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. "Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue. You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop. ------------------------------------- A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice. Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years." ----------------------------- Snow White arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire. She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside. As she scrambled among the wreckage, frantically calling their names, suddenly she heard the cry: "Spurs for the Cup." "Thank goodness," sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"
If your a Makem to save money on replica kits simpley strap a large penis to your head and everyone will know who you support How did the makem find his sister in the woods? Just Fine Why do seagulls fly upside down in sunderland? Nothing worth shiteing on What do u call a makem lass getting an abortion? Crimestopper A little makem kid asks his dad "how many points do we have daddy?" his dad says "15 points son" "So wheres my easter eggs then dad?" What do you get when you offer a sunderland fan a penny for his thoughs? Change
What do you call a newcastle fan with half a brain? Gifted I think the quality of grammar and humour in the above post bear this out.
I think just about any of these jokes can be interchanged for any supporter, nationality or social group.
Why do homosexuals like playing in goal for Manchester United. They have 20,000 pricks behind them and 10 arseholes in front of them