I had a sit down with the big G-O-D last night and was told by the Supreme Being that Jesus was a good guy but not actually His son. In reality Jesus is God's stepson.
Christians will vote for Bush. Islamofascist sympathizers will side with Kerry. That's my educated guess.
i am not asking what you THINK about Christianity, i only wanted Christians to vote...no body cares about kerry voters
I'm voting for Bush to prove Ian wrong. The need to be contrarian overrules conscience for this Islamofascist sympathizer. Bush/Cheney 2004! Now, being Christian does not preclude sympathy for the Islamofascist cause. How do you vote if that's the case? Christian Islamofascist sympathizers around the nation turn to you for your wisdom, Ian.
As an Islamofascist, I'm grateful that Bush has kept Osama Bin Laden alive, free and healthy. FOUR MORE YEARS!
Like shooting monkeys in a garbage can. Did I ever say if I was Christian or not? Then why start a poll where you put him as one of your options? Considering Kerry is a practising Catholic I'd say that makes him a Christian. And at least he can stick with one religion while Dubya has changed branches of Christianity 3 times.
Allah akbar! Boosh makes recruiting so much easier. Infidel Christians living in the Great Satan, we beg you to vote for Boosh. Signed, The Moo-lahs
Not to mention Kerry attends mass every Sunday. Now, that doesn't mean he's more of a Christian than Bush, but he certainly isn't any less of a Christian. I'm just saying, ya know?
Good point. Is Dubya less of a Christian because he had a girlfriend get an abortion back in the day?
Here's BushWatch interviewing Larry Flynt on this very topic. You'll take this as revealed gospel, undoubtedly.
That's very Christian of you. I'm Christian, and have already voted for Kerry. I guess I'm something other than an Islamofascist!
Now, I'm not a huge fan of Flynt (why does he have to make hard core porn so trashy? A little class, please?), but I trust his words more than I do Drudge's. At least Porn's Stephen Hawking's scoops turn out to be right sometimes.