Bush is so lucky. He could not ask for better opponents. CHER ISSUES BUSH WARNING AT DISCO Only a couple hundred came out to see Cher this weekend at Miami Beach's CROBAR disco. "There were supposed to be thousands of people here tonight. I'm not sure why that didn't happen, obviously the people putting on this thing were just not very good at it," Cher explained to the crowd. "Alright, but you guys are here, that's right. When I was coming down the steps I though 'Oh s**t, well I'll just go out there and give it my best.'" Cher warned clubgoers to fight Bush, before "it's too late": "All the gay guys, all my friends, all my gay friends, you guys you have got to vote, alright? Because it would only be a matter of time before you guys would be so screwed, I cannot tell you. Because, you know, the people, like, in the very right wing of this party, of these Republicans, the very very right wing, the Jerry Falwell element, if they get any more power, you guys are going to be living in some state by yourselves. So, I hate scare tactics, but I really believe that that's true." "I think that as Bush will, if Bush gets elected, he will put in new Superior Court judges, and these guys are not going to want to see gay pride week." Cher declared that Abraham Lincoln "looks like Kerry on a crappy day."