Prawn sandwich brigade v NUFC. I think a result we could get. Come on the toon. Haway lads. Abrammovic should have bought West Ham, and that old senile bastard would have still been in charge. Come in Ken ( boat 52 ) your time is up.
Prawn Sandwich? I think you are thinking of Manure. We, at Chelsea, are a little more Oysters wrapped in spinach leaves, raviolis filled with spinach and green pepper, duck foie gras and Pauillac lamb (marinated in red wine and herbs, rubbed with garlic and then baked until the meat is nearly falling off the bone) We also have a Spa should any of you filthy geordie slobs be requiring a bath See you at the game
Last time i looked a Spa was a corner shop. Predictions. 1 - 4. We are due to give a Laaawwwwwnden club a hammering, it could be your lucky night.
Foie gras, shame on you, you cruel bastard. Have you ever seen a duck being force fed? Fits with the dodgy sources of your club's money I guess, but to make it more clear I'd go for shark fin soup, followed by live monkey brains covered with some rhino horn powder, and some panda bear balls to finish. Bon appetit. Actually foie gras with Sauternes is great, hmmpf.
Newcastle v Sunderland. Liam O'Brien scored a a screamer free kick at Roker Park and Andy scored against the Makam's aswell.
Yep, but my friends in the Russian mafia are working on it. Actually it's friends of friends, don't get me wrong. Or rather acquaintances. What did I just say? Remind me to edit this out. I like your sig. Where's that from?
I guess the local Spa is like Harrods to you makems/geordies from up north I was of course referring to a spa (health resort at the Chelsea village) and not the supermarket chain where you lot buy your clothes from. Btw – In your avatar is that you and did the weird bloke with the mullet (Is it a waddle?) touch you in funny places?
He didn't read the rest of the thread. Bloody Chelsea supporters. Fast money, fast posting, don't get the point.
That's because they don't know what a real woman looks like...all the ones in Newcastle share the same tooth.
Sorry I just don't get this kind of American humour. Guess it's cos I am German, we tend to be a bit slow on the uptake.
Er, yeah, I know, I was spelling it out for you educationally subnormal northern eejits, you dumb fecking gobshite best thing to come out of Newcastle? the train to London In your Northern slums In your Northern slums You look in a dustbin for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In your Northern slums In your Northern slums In your Northern slums Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick You can't get a job cos you're too f ucking thick In your Northern slums In your Northern slums In your Northern slums You ******** on the carpet and p1ss in the bath You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh In your Northern slums