Chelsea v NUFC

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Mel B, Nov 29, 2004.

  1. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Prawn sandwich brigade v NUFC. I think a result we could get. Come on the toon. Haway lads. Abrammovic should have bought West Ham, and that old senile bastard would have still been in charge. Come in Ken ( boat 52 ) your time is up.
     
  2. Walter3000

    Walter3000 Member+

    Apr 8, 2004
    gainesville, Florida
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    they havent caged you up yet?
     
  3. maturin

    maturin Member

    Jun 8, 2004
    Begone from here forthwith, lest ye be banished!
     
  4. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Prawn Sandwich? I think you are thinking of Manure. We, at Chelsea, are a little more Oysters wrapped in spinach leaves, raviolis filled with spinach and green pepper, duck foie gras and Pauillac lamb (marinated in red wine and herbs, rubbed with garlic and then baked until the meat is nearly falling off the bone)

    We also have a Spa should any of you filthy geordie slobs be requiring a bath :D

    See you at the game
     
  5. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Last time i looked a Spa was a corner shop.

    Predictions. 1 - 4. We are due to give a Laaawwwwwnden club a hammering, it could be your lucky night.
     
  6. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Nah that's a SPAR where some Geordie lads had stolen the R.
     
  7. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    After that prediction, even I feel embarassed for you.
     
  8. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Foie gras, shame on you, you cruel bastard. Have you ever seen a duck being force fed? Fits with the dodgy sources of your club's money I guess, but to make it more clear I'd go for shark fin soup, followed by live monkey brains covered with some rhino horn powder, and some panda bear balls to finish. Bon appetit.

    Actually foie gras with Sauternes is great, hmmpf.
     
  9. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Anyway good luck to you, hope you win!
     
  10. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    Doh!
     
  11. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    That Abrommovic is so far up his own arse its unbelivable, Paddy K to score a hatrick.
     
  12. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Newcastle v Sunderland. Liam O'Brien scored a a screamer free kick at Roker Park and Andy scored against the Makam's aswell.
     
  13. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Yep, but my friends in the Russian mafia are working on it. Actually it's friends of friends, don't get me wrong. Or rather acquaintances. What did I just say? Remind me to edit this out.

    I like your sig. Where's that from?
     
  14. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Funny!
     
  15. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    I guess the local Spa is like Harrods to you makems/geordies from up north :D
    I was of course referring to a spa (health resort at the Chelsea village) and not the supermarket chain where you lot buy your clothes from.

    Btw – In your avatar is that you and did the weird bloke with the mullet (Is it a waddle?) touch you in funny places?
     
  16. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England


    I knew exactly what you were refering to mate. Its called comedy. Look it up sometime.
     
  17. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    He didn't read the rest of the thread. Bloody Chelsea supporters. Fast money, fast posting, don't get the point.
     
  18. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's because they don't know what a real woman looks like...all the ones in Newcastle share the same tooth.
     
  19. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Don't forget the fast women. CRUCIAL point, my friend, and one I am saddened to see you overlook.
     
  20. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Geordie lasses are class. A cheap night on the piss, pizza and a taxi. Sorted. Everyone's happy.
     
  21. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hmmm, sounds like the homeless chicks you can meet in any city. Guess that sums up "Georgie lasses".
     
  22. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Sorry I just don't get this kind of American humour. Guess it's cos I am German, we tend to be a bit slow on the uptake.
     
  23. arthur d

    arthur d Member

    Oct 17, 2004
    Cambridge England
    Learn to spell, please.
     
  24. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Hahahahahaha. Steady eddie. whats Georgie lasses when its at home. Tool.
     
  25. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Er, yeah, I know, I was spelling it out for you educationally subnormal northern eejits, you dumb fecking gobshite :D

    best thing to come out of Newcastle? the train to London

    In your Northern slums
    In your Northern slums
    You look in a dustbin for something to eat
    You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
    In your Northern slums

    In your Northern slums
    In your Northern slums
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job cos you're too f ucking thick
    In your Northern slums

    In your Northern slums
    In your Northern slums
    You ******** on the carpet and p1ss in the bath
    You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
    In your Northern slums
     

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