Chelsea! Spurs! May 2, 2024

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Brock Hannsen, May 2, 2024.

  1. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Chelsea v. Spurs
    Stamford Bridge
    2:30 PM, May 2, 2024

    Who knew we had a game today? Some key points to consider whilst watching this game.

    * How many Mudryk shots will end up as throw ins?
    * Mudryk loves God. Why does God despise Mudryk?
    * Will Mudryk get a tattoo while he's playing?
    * Will we miss Enzo's cooking (no)?
    * Would another manager do better with this set of players? (yes)
    * Will we have any subs?

    If you remember, in November, we drubbed Spurs 4-1 at the Toilet Bowl after Spurs got reduced to 9 men. Those poor bastards. Today they will exact revenge. We will lose pretty comfortably.

    I was thinking back to 2003 - 2005 when we had real wingers. Wingers to ********ing burn, man. And no one took the time to enjoy it. Joe Cole. Arjen Robben. Damien Duff. SWP. Two quality players for each position. Now, we have none for any position.

    Speaking of Joe Cole. What a player. I've watched this maybe 20,000 times, I still don't know how he skinned the entire United defense and banged Sir Alex's wife during this play. (Start at 4:11)


    And I'll always remember this Scotty Parker tackle on Cole. One of the two best right there.


    Anyway, 3-1 loss today.
     
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  2. lobomojo

    lobomojo Member+

    Chelsea, Gillingham
    Jul 17, 2004
    Freedom
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    I like the line-up even if pooch had no choice.

    Check out the bench, we may not be able to field a senior team for the last match at the rate we are visiting the med-evac

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  3. lobomojo

    lobomojo Member+

    Chelsea, Gillingham
    Jul 17, 2004
    Freedom
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    ohh the team:

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  4. lobomojo

    lobomojo Member+

    Chelsea, Gillingham
    Jul 17, 2004
    Freedom
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    and the list of injured::eek::(
    upload_2024-5-2_12-0-19.png
     
  5. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    #5 StamfordBridgeLions, May 2, 2024
    Last edited: May 2, 2024
    Today is all about HOW and WHEN the Poch uses the subs.

    Substitutes

    • M. Bettinelli

    • C. Casadei

    • Deivid Washington

    • Z. Sturge

    • J. Tauriainen

    • L. Castledine

    • J. Acheampong

    • T. George

    • K. Dyer
     
  6. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    This team/squad of kids cannot possibly win.
     
  7. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We might actually see Washington play. Interested in seeing that.
     
  8. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    I have no hopes.
     
  9. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    Oh come on....Of course Jackson can't score.
     
  10. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    do you like his new hair style?
     
  11. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    Nice goal! Chalobah!
     
  12. lobomojo

    lobomojo Member+

    Chelsea, Gillingham
    Jul 17, 2004
    Freedom
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Gallager -Chalobah, lets sell them...
     
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  13. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow they didn’t fvck us, surprised
     
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  14. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Jehovah's Son 1 VAR 0
     
  15. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    We need to send in lots of crosses - spurs keeper is shit
     
  16. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    This Spurs team is a little dirty. Lots of fouls.
     
  17. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I get Conor with all the CM and then playing him out of position because of it. If we’re not playing him as an 8 and rather a 10 move on. If we’re play him as an 8 then keep him. Knowing we need to loan out the rest beyond the 3 main plus 1.

    Trev I don’t. We have a bunch of injury prone CBs. He can play CB, RCB, RB and DM in a pinch. He wants to be here and doesn’t mind not having a huge role.
     
  18. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    Super lucky there.
     
  19. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Ice cold has been quiet today.
     
  20. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    I love the passion Cucurela and Chalobah show.
     
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  21. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He really does struggle more from the 10 than the wing but if we’re going to take the next step we need him to improve from there.
     
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  22. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Spurs have increased the intensity and so what is Poch going to counter with tactically?
     
  23. StamfordBridgeLions

    Chelsea FC
    Sep 4, 2016
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    agreed - it would not be bad idea for him to switch with Mudryck every now and then - keep the Spurs on their toes
     
  24. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    Finally! Jackson! After a great free kick by Palmer.
     
  25. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The issue is Palmer would be better off switching with Noni to the RW but we don’t want him through the middle. Ideally all 3 can interchange for periods of time.
     

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