Chapelle Show

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by peledre, Feb 7, 2004.

  1. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    The Playa Haters Ball skit was unreal.

    "Well if it isn't the most diabolical haters this side of the mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan. Its bombed out and depleted!"
     
  2. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina
    From the Mad Real World

    Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
    Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
    Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
    Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.
     
  3. metroflip73

    metroflip73 Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    NYC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I loved the snap on the guy who was a Little Richard in a gay porn movie and the snap about Rosie O'Donnell having underwear with dik-holes in it.
     
  4. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    "Ohhhhh, titty residue"- White guy
     
  5. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    "I'm Rick James, bitch!!!"




    "I hate yo motherf***ing couch, n***a!!!"






    Wow. Best episode of the season so far, and one of the funniest of the whole series. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
     
  6. Roel

    Roel Member

    Jan 15, 2000
    Santa Cruz mountains
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    It's almost on. I can't wait. This guy has me in stitches with all his skits.
     
  7. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    "Cocaine's a helluva drug."

    "What'd the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!"

    :D
     
  8. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Charlie Murphy!
     
  9. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    "I wish I had four arms so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"

    "The milk's gone bad!"

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
     
  10. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Cascarino's Pizzeria BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    The Wac Arnold's skit was hilarious. He starts out as a chipper Wac Arnold's employee, walking through the neighboorhood saying hello to all the people on the block. And they cheerfully inspire him - "way to go, young blood!" After a few weeks he's all beat up and people are like "n----r, what the fvck happened to you." He gets robbed, his wife fights with him. It's like the real life behind-the-scenes of those corny McDonald's commercials.
     
  11. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    I saw the Rick James one last night...only the second episode I've seen, after the racial draft (which I thought was genius).

    What a great show.
     
  12. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Racial Draft was one of the best skits this year. I also really like the White Folk Dancin' skit with John Mayer. Cracked my white ass up. (Chappelle's white-guy voice has to be the funniest thing on television.)
     
  13. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I loved when they were in the restaurant and Chappelle was talking about the crowd and mentioned "A lot of Bush Votes in the Room, lets see how the conservative crowd reacts to guitar music".
     
  14. The Double

    The Double Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 11, 2002
    Denver
    Konichiwa, Bitches.

    Don't forget to watch tomorrow.
     
  15. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bump, new Episode in 10 mins.
     
  16. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    More of Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories...

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  17. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Game, Blouses.
     
  18. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York

    [Prince]"Now come inside, Claudio Reyna, and I'll make you some pancakes"[/Prince]
     
  19. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bump, tonight's episode was classic. Dave's ongoing Lil John sketch is hillarious (not quite as good as Charlie Murphy stories though).

    The mock marijuana commercial is great too.
     
  20. giggs88

    giggs88 Member

    May 11, 2003
    Virginia
    **********r family episode brilliant. Rick James one was unbelievable.

    "Oi, Get over here and show Charlie Murphy your titts." :D
     
  21. cpwilson80

    cpwilson80 Member+

    Mar 20, 2001
    Boston
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Rick James line is in the early running for most used quote among my friends. Been a fan since Mighty Mos did his song with Dave driving a car. Is there a place to download the live versions of the musical acts from the show?

    "Ol' Dirty Bastard has changed his name to the Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant"
     
  22. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    you can download his 2 musical segments with john mayer here
     
  23. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York


    We've moved on to "WHHHHAT????", "EYEAHHHA", and "OKAAAAAAAAAAAY"
     
  24. Bison1997

    Bison1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 30, 2001
    RFK - Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It really sucks that some of the musical performances from Season One were left off the DVD due to copyright issues - The Roots in particular. This season's musical guests have been lacking in contrast IMO, though there is time to make up for it.

    They kept a bunch of good ones on it, though. "What's Beef?" is great.
     
  25. Dolemite

    Dolemite Member+

    Apr 2, 2001
    East Bay, Ca

    yeah.... i've been answering OKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to just about every question asked me the last week or two.
     

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