We don't have one of these yet. A bout of early afternoon drinking and listening to Flogging Molly inspired this one for next year if Hanki is still in charge. To the tune of Delilah: why, why, why, Stan Kronke? Why, why, why, Stan Kronke? So before they come to break down the door Forgive me Kronke I just couldn't take any more Forgive me Kronke I just couldn't take any more
not that I expect many to know the song, but it fits. to the tune of "happy drunk" by the Skoidats. profanity watered down so the kiddies can sing along. be careful what you say be careful what you do we don't care about your team we'll beat you black and blue cause we're... all Rapids fans, don't get in our way. cause we're... gonna tie your club no matter what you say.
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead!
To the tune of My Bonnie (for games against RSL): My 3 points lie over the mountain, my 3 points lie over the Rockies, My 3 points lie over the mountain, O bring back my 3 points to me. Bring back, bring back, O bring back my 3 points to me, to me: Bring back, bring back, O bring back my 3 points to me.
In a perfect world, we sign a player named David from Dagenham and Redbridge so I can sing... Head in the clouds and a mouthful of pie Head in a blouse Everbody loves him, I , see, why Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, oh Dag-en-ham DAVE!
Haha somebody had to do it: There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Fernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando Though I never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando
Ahhh, Chants. This is clearly the thread AA uses to figure out who to recruit... Lessee... Sung to, ohhh, let's say Jingle Bells. FC Dallas, FC Dallas You used to be the Burn But then you got all cor-por-ate And that's just out of turn. Huh, okay, maybe a little less to drink. LDS, LSD, Salt Lake here we come, Oh what fun, it is to trounce, These cheezy new age bums! Or perhaps... LDS, LSD, Salt Lake here we go, You're all too new, and cheezy too, And such a stupid foe Cheers, BilFish
A la Eminem's Shady's back (?) Guess who's back... Back again... Chris is back... Tell a friend... Chris is back, Chris is back, To lay smack.... Dunn-nu-nuh... EEEp EEEp EEEp EEEp... We've created a monster Now someones gots ta Score some goals, What about Zizi? Nah, he's chopped liver... Now it's up to he, Mr. Carr-eee-air-ee. Dunn-nu-nuh.. EEEp EEEp EEEp EEEp... Couldn't resist.
For when we're crushing Real Salt Lake, to the tune of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow," Ohhhh...when can we play a real team? Oh, please can we play a real team Oh, when can we play a real teeeeaam?... For-Salt-Lake's-just-boys-with-5-wives. With deliberate pronunciation of "reel" included.
Hello out there, ILL BeAts FC has several chants that we sing merrily in sec 127. Everyone who went to a Rapids game last year knows the infamous iLL BeATS banner. Here is the song we love singing at the 35th and 70th min: Ole can of Burr me ole can of burr this burr im holdin' she sure is golden ole can of burr she just keeps pour'n onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ( tune of ole man river)
To Sham 69's Oi classic: If the kids beat United, they will never be divided! Well if the kids beat United, they will never be divided! (ad naseum)
iLL BeAts here again. Got some more chants for all you but I will post one at a time so everyone can keep up. This one was our new chant for last year: We will cheer for the RAPIDS We will drink beer for the RAPIDS We will break laws for the RAPIDS cause thats what hooligans do..... We will cheer for the RAPIDS We will drink beer for the RAPIDS We will sing songs for the RAPIDS cause thats what hoolifans do...... HEY HEY there ya go
here is another one from the chant machine, iLL BeAts : We are the few the rapids black and blue the loud and very rude we'll stick by through and through We are the lot get drunk right on the spot we'll sing this till we rot and pray the goals don't stop yeah, i know what your thinking, this song did used to have beer where "goals" is, but decided to change it because of last seasons goal drought.
Pedro is magic, he wears a magic hat And when he saw the Rapids, he said "I'm liking that" He scores 'em with his left foot, he scores 'em with his right And when he play Real Salt Lake he scores all fu***ing night
yes, yes the "Pedro" chant as it shall henceforth be known as, is very well composed. Very good, now people let's keep the chants coming, lively numbers now. Lets have one for good measure about Johnny Spencer shall we. Maybe something along the lines of his Scottish spirit that haunts the opposing goal keeper. That sounds extravagant! Let's have them, I am going to 7-11 for some nachos and there better be at least one here when I wake up from passing out!
Heres one for super Spencer its pretty cheesey though Our great Scot he's got the best shot He makes the goalkeep look like a sheep I know it needs some work
A little something for our super keeper, Joe Cannon. Whenever he makes a glorious save this shall be thy chant that will accompany said "save". There was a good man, with very quick hands who could stop the flow of rivers. His name is JOE he stands in our GOAL now look at you shiver! iLL BeAts FC
He's a fool! He's a liar! Not worth the piss if he's on fire! Steve Sampson! Steve Sampson! Who is it? We hate? He fvcked up '98! Steve Sampson! Steve Sampson! How is it? We know? He fvcked up the Ticos! Steve Sampson! Steve Sampson! He's useless! He's done! THREE! SIX! ONE! Steve Sampson! Steve Sampson!