Kerry: "Carol, how 'bout we get together back in my hotel room to discuss 'strategy'?" Rev. Al: "Hmmm, but I thought she's on my side" John: "Darn, it again. I should have voted against that war resolution"
Kerry: "I'm sorry, Mo, but you just can't win. You aren't tall enough." ---------- Sharpton (to himself): "Damn it. I knew I should have worn powder blue."
Did I tell you about the Nam? You know, you are quite the fox, and you know how us guys from the Nam love a good fox hole....
jaysus...only you, superdave or spejic could have identified Robbie Keane as sending out Nazi message every time he scores...
Gephardt: "If only I were tan like Edwards..." Kerry: "Well, groping worked for Arnold. Might as well..." Sharpton: "Is that a quarter? Or just a nickel?" Edwards: "Look at me. Look at me. Look at me...."
Kerry: "You're the cherry on my hot fudge sundae of love." Sharpton:" Why hasn't Adam Sandler called me back? He told me Deeds 2 was a lock." Gephardt "My former crime fighting name was Casper Q. Milktoast!" Edwards "I wonder if my bean burrito is ready yet. I told Kucinich to throw it in for me, but the micro wave here is so underpowered....well if worst comes to worse i guess i can ask dean if he can drive me down to taco bell...i'll get me one of those chalupas...with the nacho cheese....And then, i'm gonna go down to the store, and I'm gonna pick me up a hot rod magazine...they got the girls with the boobs."
C M-B: That left hand moves and I'm making him a Ken doll. Gephardt: Hey guys, only one of these is a thumb. Guess who's the lucky fella?
I'm afraid I do not have the self-control to not think of your Croatian heritage after this statement.