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  1. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
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    Kerry: "Carol, how 'bout we get together back in my hotel room to discuss 'strategy'?"

    Rev. Al: "Hmmm, but I thought she's on my side"

    John: "Darn, it again. I should have voted against that war resolution"
     
  2. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Kerry: "I'm sorry, Mo, but you just can't win. You aren't tall enough."

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    Sharpton (to himself): "Damn it. I knew I should have worn powder blue."
     
  3. verybdog

    verybdog New Member

    Jun 29, 2001
    Houyhnhnms
    Kerry: "Want to see some toys in my room? They are from Vietnam, trust me."
     
  4. Topper

    Topper BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 19, 1999
    SoCal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Did I tell you about the Nam?

    You know, you are quite the fox, and you know how us guys from the Nam love a good fox hole....
     
  5. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    jaysus...only you, superdave or spejic could have identified Robbie Keane as sending out Nazi message every time he scores...
     
  6. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Real Madrid, DC United
    Aug 3, 2000
    Raleigh, NC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    "Darling, I like my women like my coffee..."
     
  7. TheWakeUpBomb

    TheWakeUpBomb Member

    Mar 2, 2000
    New York, NY
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
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    Gephardt: "If only I were tan like Edwards..."

    Kerry: "Well, groping worked for Arnold. Might as well..."

    Sharpton: "Is that a quarter? Or just a nickel?"

    Edwards: "Look at me. Look at me. Look at me...."
     
  8. mannyfreshstunna

    mannyfreshstunna New Member

    Feb 7, 2003
    Naperville, no less

    Kerry: "You're the cherry on my hot fudge sundae of love."

    Sharpton:" Why hasn't Adam Sandler called me back? He told me Deeds 2 was a lock."

    Gephardt "My former crime fighting name was Casper Q. Milktoast!"

    Edwards "I wonder if my bean burrito is ready yet. I told Kucinich to throw it in for me, but the micro wave here is so underpowered....well if worst comes to worse i guess i can ask dean if he can drive me down to taco bell...i'll get me one of those chalupas...with the nacho cheese....And then, i'm gonna go down to the store, and I'm gonna pick me up a hot rod magazine...they got the girls with the boobs."
     
  9. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    C M-B: That left hand moves and I'm making him a Ken doll.

    Gephardt: Hey guys, only one of these is a thumb. Guess who's the lucky fella?
     
  10. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Errr.. I thought you knew me better. I'm the resident morality-does-not-exist, pro-facist guy.
     
  11. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm afraid I do not have the self-control to not think of your Croatian heritage after this statement. :D
     

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