Hudson to Hristo: "That reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't..."
When the Rasta boy went ahead and unleashed the cannon from the boondocks even I enjoyed watching it jack-rabbit into the 'ol onion bag...speaking of the ol' onion bag...
OLD TIME HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can all bite me, you bastards. No, Dema, Nonononono, it was a phrase, No Dema no.
Why is it the first thing girls do when they wake up in the morning is rub their eyes? They don't have balls to scratch (scratches balls).
Problem with MLS overtime #14: Players and coaches need to refrain from going to the bathroom for another 10 minutes, leading to discomfort.
Caption: Everybody at DC United is excited about making the playoffs for the first time in years---perhaps, as Coach Ray Hudson demonstrates, a little too excited.
I call it the pee-pee dance, and it's very versitile...like a vietnamese hooker who's also a contortionist.