California Über Alles :: The Golden State's Trump Resistance

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  1. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    This thread should have a Daly City.
     
  3. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Better get ready to open up your checkbook. In California it's pay to play.

    But hey, the Raiders are leaving, so things are looking up!
     
  4. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Maybe the Raiders can join up with the Chargers in LA and save us the trouble of having to attend two funerals! :)
     
  5. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    LA's an exceptional city. The only major American one that is too lazy to get into the NFL.
     
  6. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Yeah....kinda like NYC having the NJ Jets and Giants! :confused:
     
  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
     
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  8. Knave

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    May 25, 1999
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  9. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999


    The viability of this is very much in question. And it's not lost on me that they dug up Willie Brown to speak about it on the record. But it's interesting.
     
  10. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    When do they seize Fort Point and start shelling Alcatraz?
     
  11. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    I hope this California vs. Trump thing doesn't start eclipsing the battles Democrats are waging in the other 49 states. We don't need California to become an avatar for the entire country. They're a big state with a very progressive government so they'll be able to defend themselves better than most. California should be leveraging its inherent advantages to empower the national resistance.
     
  12. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Just win, baby!

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  13. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Holy shit, is that ghastly apparition Al Davis?
     
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  14. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
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  15. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Not to worry. Canada is sending food supplies in the form of poutine, cheese curds and fries. Doctors Without Borders have been alerted and will fly in with a Flying Boxcar full of Pepto-Bismol. :coffee:

    Everyone will feel good again! :)
     
  16. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    No! We are building our own wall to keep the other 49 states out, and we'll make the other 49 states pay for it.
     
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  17. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999


    All districts carried by Clinton, but represented by a GOPer.

    CA-10: Jeff Denham (R-Turlock)
    CA-21: David Valadao (R-Hanford)
    CA-25: Steve Knight (R-Palmdale)
    CA-39: Ed Royce (R-Fullerton)
    CA-45: Mimi Walters (R-Irvine)
    CA-48: Dana Rohrabacher (R-Costa Mesa)
    CA-49: Darrell Issa (R-Vista)

    Sadly, CA-04 is not among them.
     
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  18. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    He was exhumed yesterday to lead the charge for an independent California.
     
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  19. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Dana & Darell deserve to be flushed. Two turds that always clog the bowl.
     
  20. luftmensch

    luftmensch Member+

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    United States
    May 4, 2006
    Petaluma
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hell, we've already got the entry stations, the workers will just have to be trained to say something other than "Are you carrying any fruit?"
     
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  21. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Officer: "Your papers, please."
    Immigrant: "Um - I only have a pipe."
     
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  22. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    See this big valve? We're turning off yer water supply.
     
  23. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    You realize the current drought is basically over, right?
     
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  24. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Some time back, I came up with a plan to conquer Cascadia and reroute the Columbia River into Lake Tahoe. That will solve our water problems for a while. Someone pointed out that Lake Tahoe is at like 5000 feet elevation, and it's impossible to get that much water flowing uphill like that, but whatever, we're California, if we can make internets and electric cars and profitable movies starring Adam Sandler, we can figure out how to get a river to flow up a mountain.
     
  25. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
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