Bruno Fernandes : Premier League

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by prodigal_mind, Jan 11, 2020.

  1. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Dominated by brentford, they had 31 shots. He been trash practically all season.

    Portugal is probaly the most overrated team going into the euro. So many fraud players. We are cooked once we catch a team with a good midfield,
     
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Beast. With his weak foot too.

    https://dubz.co/v/qpn9n1

    Most goals and assists of any midfielder in Europe top 5 leagues since he made his Man Utd debut.

    Dude created 9 chances (1 assist) against Sheffield United. No player has managed more in a single game this season.

    Creative genius. And dudes wanna talk about other scrubs on the Portuguese NT. Laughable.
     
  3. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    7 goals and 2 assists in his last 5 games. Guys been dragging trash teams up the table his whole career.

    people keep trying to chirp the guy for not being as good as KdB. Even if he’s not as good, he’s a lot closer to KdB than anyone else is to him. And he plays every single game.
     
  4. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    The English pundits keep shitting on Bruno and making it look like he's a complete cry baby bum. Facts don't lie though and he's been putting up the numbers with this terrible United team.
     
  5. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #405 prodigal_mind, Apr 26, 2024
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2024
    Zero major trophies, zero interest from elite teams.6th place, below aston villa and totenham. What a legend. Its interesting you chose to brag about a long range goal from him though, he hasnt scored one in about a year and has had about 900 attempts before this one went in.

    Notice how most of the players on this list of most chances created are not elite players? If pascal gross was portuguese yall would be sucking him off too.

    Andreas pereira is only 18 chances created behind bruno, and he has 400 less minutes and even plays for a worse team. Is he also world class?

    Anyways, call me when any of the following happens:
    1. A major european club with realistic champions league aspirations shows any interest in buying him.
    2. Wins a major trophy
     

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  6. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    #406 SCP21, Apr 26, 2024
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2024
    Lol the revisionist history of pretending United isn’t a major European club. I know you’re just trolling, but you know it isn’t easy for anyone to move between top clubs unless the player throws a hissy fit.

    The “he’s won nothing” argument is so boring. It’s ESPN level of lazy, misleading reporting. I guess Gabby Jesus is better than Harry Kane right? ******** it, I guess Paulinho is better than Harry Kane too?
     
  7. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Don't bother with this dude. Making up random benchmarks that only appeal to himself to justify all the shitty Benfica players that have come through his club. Trying to apply a team statistic to an individual player is hilariously fallacious. It doesn't occur to this dude that good players get stuck on dysfunctional teams, and the only reason he's created this made-up statistic is because all the over-hyped flops that have come through Seixal (and there are tons of them) end up on good teams. So when dog shit players like FAILix, Sanches, Darwin, etc end up on elite teams and suck a thousand dicks and end up on the bench, this dude can sit there and say, "well they've won 'major' trophies! See!" to try and justify whether they are any good.

    I'll just leave these here:

    https://theathletic.com/5340513/2024/03/18/joao-felix-barcelona-atletico-madrid-la-liga-future/

    https://dailysports.net/news/barca-...ective-action-in-matches-against-real-madrid/

    https://www.chiesaditotti.com/2023/...-renatos-injury-riddles-continue-to-hurt-roma

    https://www.liverpool.com/liverpool-fc-news/features/liverpool-darwin-nunez-crystal-palace-29004348


    Let's face it. Your club produces overrated and overpriced dog shit. The true swindlers of European football.
     
  8. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Bruno this year for united.

    ◉ Most G/A⁠
    ◉ Most goals⁠
    ◉ Most assists⁠
    ◉ Most shots⁠
    ◉ Most shots on target⁠
    ◉ Most chances created⁠
    ◉ Most high turnovers⁠
    ◉ Most possession won⁠
    ◉ Most possession won final ⅓⁠
    ◉ Most possession won middle ⅓⁠
    ◉ Most successful final ⅓ passes⁠
    ◉ Most successful passes into final ⅓⁠
    ◉ Most successful passes into opp. half⁠
    ◉ Most successful passes into opp. box⁠
    ◉ Most through-balls⁠
    ◉ Most flick-ons⁠
    ◉ Most lay-offs⁠
    ◉ Most crosses⁠
    ◉ Most duels⁠

    But he whines every once in a while so it negates everything else.
     
  9. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    I don't think you understand how garbage Manutd is right now..... whos their second highest scorer? mctominay? That team is in absolute shambles right now..... I just finished watching Sancho terrorize Psg and United had anthony starting over him...... Nobody is saying Bruno is trash, I just don't think he's a world class midfielder who a lot of ppl like to compare to KDB when a guy like bruno is "leading" your team in duels and possession won your in trouble.

    But like ive said a thousand times I want him to succeed, like every other Portuguese player i
     
  10. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Lol you’re literally proving my point. I do understand how garbage united is. I do understand it’s in shambles. That’s why it’s so impressive that through the efforts of this one guy, they’re in sixth place in the best league in the world. I agree with you, he shouldn’t be leading every category. But be he is, he’s dragging this - as you said - garbage team all the way up to sixth. I don’t know why that should be held against him?

    Lol at nobody is saying he’s trash. There’s someone saying that on this page alone. Scroll up. You like the guys posts pretty often.

    Like I said before, even if he’s not as good a kdb, he’s a lot closer to kdb than anyone else is to him. And he’s available every single game.

    Also, how is not world class? What exactly is he missing to be world class? He’s the most impactful player on at worst the third best national team in the world. Only one player has had more goal involvements than him since he joined the premier league. Please, wise one, grace us with the knowledge of what else he needs to do before being considered “world class”. Apparently being in the top .001% of people who play this sport isn’t enough.
     
  11. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    aside from picking out a decent ball here and there Bruno doesn't do anything else exceptionally well, first touch is average, below average dribbler, average pace, below average strength, above average long-distance shooting. petulant attitude. In my opinion, to be considered world-class you have to have above average qualities in everything I mentioned above. Like I said before, unfortunately, I watch manutd play and although his stats are "impressive" considering the current state of the united team he doesn't pass the eye test, he's sloppy in possession, has poor decision making skills. An example would be this.... vitinha this season for PSG has had way better performances for his club than Bruno although I'll concede that it's in the french farmers' league. In terms of Bruno being our most impactful player on the NT who have we played that we shouldn't be beating by 3 goals? we have an extremely talented squad and Bruno basically plays the #10 role which imo in the most important position..... if you put bsilva in that spot, vitinha in that spot even felix in that spot with the talent we have as a collective plus the competition we have played so far I'm certain we would see the same results. IM ROOTING FOR BRUNO i want him to be everything you say he is. I JUST DONT SEE IT.
     
  12. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    lol I don’t get you man. You say 10 is the most important position. Then list a bunch of players that have been snubbed for that position because every single manager has determined to Bruno is the best man for the position. I donno man, I guess you know better than all these professionals.

    This isn’t fifa dude. Average compared to what? Your rules say that you have to have “above average” in all those wildly generic categories. Messi not world class then?

    I also find it so funny that people can’t shut up about Bruno’s apparently “petulant” attitude. Guys been made captain for every single club he’s played for and for his country. But, again, guess you know better.

    The good news is, you can rest easy, he is everything I said he is. I used stats and numbers and performances. You used the famous “eye test”.
     
  13. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    something about you is off..... messi is not above average in most of the categories ive mentioned? are you high? have you ever watched a game of football? every single manager? you mean the santos and Martinez? two managers one of who just started and hasn't played a decent team yet. did you not watch dortmund vs psg? vitinha was psg best player in BOTH LEGS and look at that squad. yes you used stats, but what stats did you present? bruno did the most this, the most that..... yes he scored the most goals for united... how many? 10.... 4 were penalties. your world class #10 scored 6 goals from open play? wowwwwww lol and if you don't see how bruno has a petulant attitude your not paying attention, you clearly don't watch games.... you gotta be one of these guys that just watches Portuguese league games. honest question, What was the last game you watched a full 90min??
     
  14. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    #414 SCP21, May 8, 2024
    Last edited: May 8, 2024
    Kid in your last post you said you had to be above average in ALL categories, and now you changed it to most? Not reading the rest of this shit.

    The thing is man, you are very clearly basing your whole opinion on not liking “Fernandez” because he whines to the refs. Which is fair. But you don’t need to invent a whole personality around him that just isn’t there. If he’s such a toxic personality, why is he captain everywhere he plays? Why does every professional, including KdB rank him so highly? I get that you don’t like him, why pretend he isn’t great though? It’s just so ********ing weird man. Genuinely so weird. He’s starting on arguably Portugals greatest ever team. You’re saying everyone around him is great, except him?? Really??
     
  15. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    you keep using the fact that i spelled fernandes with a z once to discredit the fact I'm Portuguese? lol you argue like a female of course you "didn't read the rest of my post" whatever man. hopefully Portugal does what they're supposed to do in the euro group stages because we have an easy road to the semis and hopefully we get to celebrate another euro win, i hope bruno wins player of the tournament.
     
  16. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    I don’t believe you’re Portuguese or that you watch united. No one who is either one of those things spells, or more importantly, pronounces his name that way. Youre just a liar man, it’s very weird. All for internet points. Your last two posts are perfect examples. First the goal post is every category, but since I found a flaw in that argument you changed it to, and pretended it always was, some of the categories. No point continuing this argument. I know you don’t actually watch Bruno play. You know you don’t actually watch Bruno play. Everyone knows you don’t watch Bruno play. Why keep up this charade.
     
  17. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    lol your insane. how are you going to assume how i pronounce names based on a typo..... your a legit clown. like ive said in a previous post i can tell what kinda man you are in real life, you probably have blue hair and keep paper straws in your pocket to save the environment. take brunos nuts out of your mouth and you might be able to properly watch a football match for 90 min.
     
  18. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Because your dumb ass sounded it out phonetically. It’s clear you pronounce his name Fernandez. Stop lying son.

    Can’t even admit when you’re caught lying. Just resort to “argue like a women”, “blue hair” and “use paper straws”. I’m not American son, the rest of the world doesn’t give a shit about your sad little culture wars or casual sexism. Just admit when you’re wrong kid, you’ll go further in life.
     
  19. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    I'm not American I'm Canadian, but let me guess that's a lie too? lol I'm the first to point out when I think Bruno has a good game, I'm equally critical of ronaldo, cancelo and whoever else performs poorly at the end of the day Bruno plays on the only two teams I support..... what interest do I have in him failing? Like it or not I probably watch him play more than anyone else in this forum and I'm not hating, just making observations. You just sound like a child who can't handle hearing something they disagree with, I'm sorry I don't do a backflip when Bruno AND Portugal play well vs Liechtenstein.
     
  20. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #420 prodigal_mind, May 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
    Last edited: May 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
    if only the quality of a footballer was based on ststs, he would surely be in Real Madrid by now. If you watched the games you would see all of his flaws and why his style of playing football has led to no good teams pursuing him. United finished in 8th place, so what good are these stats??? Additionally, I already pointed out numerous average players such as Andreas pereira and Gros who have simislr chance creation stats to Bruno yet are bang average players. Are they also world class talents? They must be since they are doing it in worse teams!

    Would your mind be blown if I showed you that modric and kroos probaly do not even have half of
    Bruno’s chance creation ststs, yet they are way better players than him. How can this be??? Mindblown!
     
  21. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #421 prodigal_mind, May 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
    Last edited: May 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
    United has not been a top team since sir Alex Ferguson left

    I’m glad you bring up Harry Kane. Kane is a striker highly sought by numerous big teams every year he was in Tottenham. That is what happens when you are a top class talent, top teams want you. With Bruno, no one even makes offers or attempts to buy him. If he were as good as you say he is, there would be offers.

    https://www.theplayerstribune.com/p...ague-manchester-united-soccer-football-fa-cup

    @SCP_16 , you speak about Canadian cuck moral victories. Surely you must admit it doesn’t get any more pathetic than this? Bro is twerking for an 8th place team
     
  22. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    #422 SCP21, May 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
    Last edited: May 25, 2024 at 2:01 AM
    Lol irony of you making fun of a dude and calling him a cuck when you stay up all night researching reasons to hate him, reading full on essays he wrote, and posting it on a forum full of strangers. You definitely came up on top here dog.

    This is proving my point too my child. Tottenham is not a top team. Hence rumours of top teams wanting him all the time. Once he moved to a top team, those rumours stopped. Same shit with Bruno at Sporting before he went to united. Like I said, pretty rare to move between top teams unless you throw a hissy fit.
     
  23. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #423 prodigal_mind, May 25, 2024 at 9:40 AM
    Last edited: May 25, 2024 at 9:52 AM
    I guess laying all that cement over the years has made the concept of reading to become a scary experience for you. I really encourage you to start reading some books! Here is the funniest part though “I love to step out at Old trafford more than anything in the world. I don’t want to leave. This has always been my ultimate dream.” Broski loves man utd more than sporting, and his ultimate dream is apparently to not compete for the league or qualify champions league, what a loser.

    To your kane point, your point becomes invalid when Bruno is literally twerking and saying plz fk me daddy to Manchester United for a new contract. Face it, he has no interest. Even at sporting, his only options were Tottenham or Manchester United.despite being 25 and having tons of goals and assists. At this point though I do feel pity for the Bruno cult, I hope he somehow flukes a fa cup win today for y’all, especially with no champions league next season
     
  24. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Maybe you have to teach me your style of reading, because I genuinely can’t figure out why that is hilarious? Player says he likes the club he’s at. Huge news!!!! At least he’s saying that about a club that wants him with fans that love him and don’t want him to go. Imagine being Felix and constantly saying how Barcelona (not benfica) is his dream and how much he loves it and how he will reduce his salary blah blah blah and neither the club or the fans want him. Imagine making fun of a dude for enjoying a club he’s captain of while your boy is out there twerking for a club that can’t wait to see him leave. But hey, I guess it’s only you and money that actually watch united play. Everyone else seems to like him and agree he’s uniteds only good player. Weird that he was, yet again, awarded player of the season. They forgot to consult your lil prodigal mind again.
     
  25. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    8th place no cl. Read a book
     

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