British Woman Marries Dolphin

In a related matter, the only dolphin to vote in the "Would you do Ann Coulter" poll voted that he would rather have his prehensile penis cut off.

 

Don't hasten your conclusions !

He might prefer donkeys though...

 

The dolphin later claimed that the water was cold...

 

Some of you can now get laid

 

"I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!"

 

Proof that God does not favor man.