Bin Laden wants YOU to convert to Islam

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Stud83, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. Dyvel

    Dyvel Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    The dog end of a day gone by
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    Ireland Republic
    No sex,
    no drugs,
    no wine,
    no women
    No fun,
    no sin,
    no you,
    no wonder it's dark



    No thanks
     
  2. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
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    Is Osama turning Japanese?
     
  3. Deep Wilcox

    Deep Wilcox BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
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    No joke. With OBL's religious convictions, his strong family values, his prediliction for pre-emptive military action, his love of low taxes, etc... this guy has patterned himself on Karl Rove's permanent majority model. If he'd shave the beard Rove could probably boost his 'favorables' by about 30 points.
     
  4. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
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    So... what, you're saying he's gonna make a run for it in 2008?
     
  5. Deep Wilcox

    Deep Wilcox BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
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    He certainly would be the proto Republican candidate. Religious, male, tough on taxes, doesn't appease foriegners, comes from a rich politically connected family. They are going to have to deal with that "native born" requirement, but this guy definitely makes Rudy look like a **********.:D
     
  6. CosmosKramer

    CosmosKramer Member

    Sep 24, 2000
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    I demand a higher quality fake Bin Laden for my hard earned tax dollars.
     
  7. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
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    He got better.
     
  8. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
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    He's pining for the fjords.
     
  9. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    Before you are so quick to dismiss the idea of the US becoming an Islamic nation, consider the following . . .

    Britney would be required to cover herself up.

    I'm just sayin.
     
  10. striker

    striker Member+

    Aug 4, 1999
    What do you have against her exposed rear end?
     
  11. Dyvel

    Dyvel Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    The dog end of a day gone by
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    Go easy on her, she's had a couple of kids.
     
  12. osho420k

    osho420k Member

    Jan 31, 2007
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    exactly.... they could have done a way better job to makethis tape look credible... what they did is a joke.. and if you think that really is bin laden.. well then i guess they didn't have to try too hard...
     
  13. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
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    You're not suggesting it's a fake...
     
  14. Dyvel

    Dyvel Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
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    Looked like it to me.
     
  15. MattR

    MattR Member+

    Jun 14, 2003
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    The best part of the while thing is that the Islamic-Jihadi-TerroFascists are learning from madison avenue, with all the anticipatory thrill of saying "they're going to release a video near 9/11," and then the "We're going to release a video," and then the video comes out amid the gasps, and then, THEN they say they'll release ANOTHER video, and they DO! Oh, the mind reels.

    Too bad they all suck. Just like real products based on hype.
     
  16. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

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    Aug 20, 1999
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    There still is the issue of whether this video is genuine bin Laden. It was produced by someone claiming to be al-Qeada, but the beard thing is weird and there also is the issue of whether the video "freezes" when bin Laden is discussing recent events.

    Also, the newest video discusses one of the 9/11 hijackers. As everyone knows the TRUTH is that Bush did the attack, that proves the video is a fake and was produced by Karl Rove
     
  17. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

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    Heard there might be a DVD Box Set of videos coming out for Chrstimas.
     
  18. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
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    Nah, they'll take a page out of the Disney playbook and "lock it away" for ten years.
     
  19. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

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    No that will be the Extended Widescreen Osama Cut complete with gag reels
     
  20. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

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    Aug 20, 1999
    Chicago
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    That 2.5% tax is not as good as it appears. It is a wealth tax, not an ijncome tax, so I think Steve Forbes won't be endorsing bin Laden anytime soon.

    And the school prayer plank has been counteracted by the "behead all the infidels" plank.

    (linking to your own blog is SOOOOO Ayn Rand)
     
  21. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    My view on converting to Islam is pretty simple.

    I would rather die than live in a world without string bikinis that tie on the sides.
     
  22. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    But I sure could use 72 virgins and a mule.
     
  23. Rostam

    Rostam Member

    Dec 11, 2005
    Dear Friends,

    I don't know how many of you, dear friends, have already made up your mind about converting but my guess is that Bin Ladin is inviting you to his brand of Islam which is called Wahabi/Salafi. It's a very small sect within the Sunni sect mostly practiced in Saudi Arabia, Yemen, some in Pakistan and also small numbers scattered in North Africa and Europe within the last couple decades. So, please be informed about some of the details.

    In my humble opinion, I think most average Americans are at heart Shia moslems by their inner thirst for Justice and equality. :)
     
  24. luciusmagister

    luciusmagister New Member

    Feb 23, 2004
    7th Heaven
    No! Muhammad ibn 'Abd al-Wahhab at-Tamimi and an alliance with the House of Saud and the British crown for me. Now, where can I buy my leather socks?
     

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