Perhaps not the right place to put this, but as apparently a lot of jokes are now ciruclating relating to the birth of David Beckham's new son Romeo, thought I would throw in the first one I heard. "Ten years from now, the new born is invited to play for Man. Utd. Juniors. He says to his dad, "What number shall I wear? I can't wear 7, as that's your number". David Beckham pauses for a while and then replies, "Wear 4 out there Romeo"!