Not sure if this the right place but here are some clips taken from BBC local radio match coverage. Enjoy. http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/football/hitpost_vote.shtml The Carlisle clip is probably my favourite, great story, the onloan keeper scoring in the last seconds to keep Carlisle in the 3rd division. The Gazza one is funny too.
I only listened to the 1st one ("Its a goal...it isn't a goal"). I've never heard a human being make those sounds before.