send an email from his account to the entire school (or to your entire dorm) that either - - looks like an accident complaining to a mail order transvetite online store that his order of lingerie hasn't been received. - send an email to the dean confessing that he's drunk but he's been cheating in all his classes - break up with his girlfriend via email more computer hijinks - download huge amounts of gay porn, including a slideshow that automatically shows this collection on boot-up, hide in a hidden/system file - right before a big paper is due, replace his hard drive with one that you bought! - right before a big paper is due, modify the document If you want, get him drunk - then he's at your mercy.... just a few quick ideas off the top of my head.
Watchin the fcd vs. chi fire game wife just poured me a tall pint what a woman and more for the roomate, there is the plastic wrap on terlet seat set his alarm for 0300 put an add on craigslist for free bj's and put down his email (only if you have access to cofirm)
Just bored and bumming around on the web. Here's two of my favorite pages from one of my favorite sites. This is just handy to know. Most seem almost instinctual but refreshing never hurts. Every New Year I resolve to learn something new or accomplish something I never thought I could do (for example, last year I learned to ride a unicycle). Next New Year I'm going to do my best to cross the rest of These off the list.
As for the roommate, it's the wrong time of year but if you dry out a jelly fish you get some really mean powder. Broccoli goes way off when it goes, steam up a batch and just hide the shit everywhere. Also, I want to play with queen bee pheromone. Or you could just squat down in your underwear with a big kitchen knife and grunt while stabbing the floor (a'la Trilogy of Terror).
Absinthe? If he has a car put a dead fish between the radiator and the front grille. Hope for a couple of nice warm days. I've seen this done before. It's fckin' nasty and the smell pretty much never goes away.
Girly wine tonight. With the change in season, the heat should be coming on soon. Stick some Limberger cheese in his vent.
Get some skunk scent from a local hunting shop and pour some in his car's intake vent.... skunk is the worst.
Hell with that, I need Another drink!!!!!! Why you say? Cause if I don't find a place to live here in Annapolis in a week, I'm F'N HOMELESS!! At least beer is good to me.
So I've just gone through a 12 pack of Red Hook IPA. Starting in on the vodka in the freezer. I spent the week in NYC/NJ visiting the girlfriend... by the end of the week I realized she's ridiculously involved with theater on campus, and all kinds of other shit. So of course, the relationship is done sometime later today when we talk on the phone, I'm cool, it's for the best for both of us. I really need to start actually doing work for school, working out more for rugby, and straightening other shit in my life out. I just wish I'd figured it out before I blew $270 on airfare and another $200 while I was there. That'd be at least 2 trips up to RFK. Hopefully I'll find a way to get back home to Lot 8 soon. Don't put my picture on a milk carton yet. I'm ready to find out how long a kegstand on the liquor keg takes to drain it.
Dude, if you're serious about rugby, lay off the wodka! In fact, even a post-match rugger will think more than once before downing 12 beers. Here's a simple exercise to help you decide whether to drink some more: Fom a crouch, do a standing broad jump, BUT, twist your body in the air so that you do a 180. Then, do the same thing, but jumpin backwards and twisting a 180. If you can do that sequence in a straight-ish line (e.g., within a yard or so of a straight line), you're good to go. If you fall over, best decide which you'd rather do, play competitive rugby with limited drinking, or play noncompetitive rugby with unlimited drinking. I've been there, my brother [and I ended up skiing! ] Suwing low, sweeeeet chairrrrriotttt, cumin for to carry me home! ........ GM
GM, remember that I'm 5'10 maybe 145max... I play extremely competitively and drink competitively. Boat race anyone?
As I crack open another High Life, I say ******** you Diego Serna! Having some flashbacks from a number of years ago at the moment skimming through an old media guide. Still my most hated player. Vile, disgusting, diving, hacking, piece of shit he will always be. Cheers
Every Monday night it's the same thing - I get home from practice too hyper to go to sleep, so I drink a lot of wine in hopes that it will put me to bed. Now I'm drunk and can't sleep. I also have someone's wheel marks on my cheek. That's a first...
My dart team lost 3 to 10. I threw a ton40 and got out on a 42 in my 301 (thats good for you non-dart folk) but after that we fell apart. Beer was here to save me. I'm plowed.