News: April Fool's: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by leppercut, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. leppercut

    leppercut Member+

    Oct 10, 2006
    SLC and Anchorage
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  2. cleansheetbsc

    cleansheetbsc Member+

    Mar 17, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    Go to Munich, have that doctor operate, he'll be back in 3 weeks.
     
  3. BimmerBenz95

    BimmerBenz95 Member+

    Feb 24, 2012
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    He is getting injured a lot lately it's starting to worry me, and people in here have said he will play in the 2018 WC smh.
     
  4. schrutebuck

    schrutebuck Member+

    Jul 26, 2007
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    No loss. Donovan is just not a good player, he couldn't even hack it with the Bayern reserves.
     
  5. Berks

    Berks Member+

    Dec 22, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    You bad, bad man. Luckily I had already seen an April Fool's joke or two.

    Oh, and please go throw some salt over your shoulder.
     
  6. EXALIFTIN

    EXALIFTIN Member+

    Nov 23, 2010
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    ಠ_ಠ you got me you bastard
     
  7. Crazy_Yank

    Crazy_Yank Member

    Jan 8, 2001
    Matamoros, Mexico
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    Weak sauce. Way too obvious.
     
  8. BimmerBenz95

    BimmerBenz95 Member+

    Feb 24, 2012
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    lmfao! :D
     
  9. leppercut

    leppercut Member+

    Oct 10, 2006
    SLC and Anchorage
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    you didn't even look the first time did you? lol
    i've gotten neg rep from my past april fools jokes so i decided to chilll a bit. Next year though, mark your calendars.
     
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  10. Real Corona

    Real Corona Member+

    Jan 19, 2008
    Colorado
    Club:
    FC Metalist Kharkiv
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    That's just sad
     
  11. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    Lame
     
  12. Gamecock14

    Gamecock14 Member+

    May 27, 2010
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    Too bad this is false. If this really did happen and I was Landon

    I would take a break from the National Team til next January or June. He needs to heal up a little bit and get some games under his belt.

    Then he can go to London to see Everton's FA cup game
     
  13. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    I figured that this was April Fool's because it would have more replies if it was real news.
     
  14. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk Member+

    Jun 12, 2011
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    you got me bad, dude.
     
  15. Marko72

    Marko72 Member+

    Aug 30, 2005
    New York
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    Since it's April 2nd, can we now tag this "April 1 Alert?"
     
  16. yellowbismark

    yellowbismark Member+

    Nov 7, 2000
    San Diego, CA
    Club:
    Club Tijuana
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    Whoever the dipshit mod of this board is should have locked this thread at first notice.

    The News and Analysis board is supposed to have a strict level of moderation and not have stupid threads like this.
     
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  17. AutoPenalti

    AutoPenalti Am I famous yet?

    Sep 26, 2011
    Coconut Creek
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    WHAT THE ********?!?!?!?!


    Jesus.
     
  18. dcole

    dcole Member+

    May 27, 2005
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    Please delete this absurd thread.
     
  19. ifhockey24

    ifhockey24 Member

    May 5, 2011
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    I hate April Fools jokes that aren't notarized or deleted after April first.
     
  20. Master O

    Master O Member+

    Jul 7, 2006
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_CixmxpZDQ"]wierd al living with a hernia - YouTube[/ame]
     
  21. j.asgard

    j.asgard Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Club:
    DC United
    Re: BREAKING: Landon Donovan diagnosed with sports hernia, possibly out for May Friendlies.

    ouch ;)
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