Discussion in 'Games & Fantasy' started by Mel B, Mar 7, 2005.
Big ' i am the biggest homo at NUFC ' Al.
Steve "Why can't we beat Chelsea" Finnan
Freddie ' i dont ********ing no why cant you beat ********ing Chelsea ' Adu.
Alan "I run the US economy" Greenspan
Christopher ' Ken Bigley beat me into heaven because he was just ahead ' Reeves.
Reese "I play in the dumbest movies ever" Witherspoon
Terri ' i swallowed Superman's load ' Hatcher.
Hans Christian "I wrote the best freaking children's books" Andersen
Adrienne ' rocky's lass ' Balboa.
Ben "beaver patrol" Kingsley
King "I kicked Godzilla's ass" Kong
King "Godzilla is my bitch" Ghidarah (AKA monster zero)
George "I'm the least famous Beatle" Harrison
Harry ' my Dad is marrying such an ugly beast ' Windsor
Willie "i love weed & cowboy songs" Nelson
Nolberto ' i had an affair with my mates girlfriends friend ' Solano.
Sean "I am a good actor, but man am I weird" Penn
Peter ' my lass has enourmous tits ' Andre.
Andre "I used to sleep with Brook Shields" Agassi
Anthony ' i am a ********witt chef in the UK ' Worrall ' i have a stunning wife ' Thompson.
Tom "Stupid is as stupid does" Hanks
' s ' Hermon ' eddie murphy rocks ' Klumps. Ps. I think thats what Dr Dolittle was called.
Katherine Zeta "I am the hottest chick on the planet" Jones
Jerry ' everyone says ******** and ******** on my show ' Springer.
Samuel L. "Shaft" Jackson