Another Joke

Discussion in 'West Ham United' started by norwaytips, Oct 31, 2004.

  1. norwaytips

    norwaytips Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Oslo, Norway
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Two friends were out hunting, when suddenly one of them puts his hands up to his chest and collapses on the ground. His eyes are glazed and his friend, who is very concerned, can feel no pulse. He finds his mobile phone and dials 999 (191) The operator answers.....' It's my friend, he's dead I think....Need help...must be a helicopter..........
    'Calm down' say's the operator, 'You mustn't panic. Now the first thing you must do is to make sure that he is in fact dead.' 'Yes, you're right....hang on' say's the friend.
    The operator waits a few seconds and then hears 'BANG ! BANG ! ' OK' say's the friend, 'Then what?' :mad:
     
  2. claret50

    claret50 Member

    Oct 3, 2004
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Come back Jon, all's forgiven!! How are you Tony?
     

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