Mario: Looks like it's gonna be a two on one - a menage a trois of pain. Wade: Usually you pay double for that kind of action Mario.
Aaauugh!! The ancient Sign of the Cursed Black Cat! To touch it is to bring unspeakable horrors to all of your kind! Even end up in last place!
That anything like an "Aqua Velva Man"? Actually, he might survive...that dude in yellow's getting the foul cooties for his team. Possibly to curse his dopey, soon-departing coach.
Wade is a Puma guy in the way Landon is a Nike guy. So if the symbol of that cat is cursed.... Well Wade is seen with it on him at every game....
Wade: Dat's how you do de freylihs, mit your hands, bubbalh! Mario : Oh no, I'll never learn it by Shneerzon's wedding.
Wade: "Do a lil dance, make a lil love, get down tonight!" Mario: I guess I dont have anything for him.. he just looks stoned or scared silly
Not so much "scared" as "just saw his longtime family pet get run over in front of his very eyes." Mario: "Bubbles, NOOOOOOO! Oh God, NO!" Wade: "Eww, messy."