ABC appologizes, Owens scores 3 times...

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  1. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    #26 352klr, Nov 16, 2004

    How much does it suck to have your season in the hands of OU every year? And one more thing, Utah. That's right, Utah. You're going right back to Dallas or San Diego. Hell, you guys are in San Diego more days out of the year than the SEALs stationed there.
     
  2. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    DC United
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    United States
    #27 superdave, Nov 16, 2004
    Um, you know that's just a character she plays on TV, right?
     
  3. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
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    FC Dallas
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    United States
    #28 ElJefe, Nov 16, 2004
    Trust me, having to count on you chumps is almost as bad as having to count on the stupid Aggies. Good job finally beating State this year.
    If Utah goes instead of us, it's not going to be because we weren't ranked high enough -- hell, as long as we beat A&M, we'll stay above them. It's going to be because the champ of the craptacular Big East gets an automatic berth.
     
  4. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    #29 skipshady, Nov 16, 2004
    Shut up!
     
  5. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    #30 352klr, Nov 16, 2004
    Brad Edwards, you are not. It'll be because Utah, at #6 in the BCS is getting your slot, despite you being ranked ahead of them due to the Non-BCS conference clause. And as for beating OSU, we won last year as 52-9. You can remember that by subtracting 13-4, respectively from the score of our game that year. To tell you the truth, I'd love for you to make a BCS bowl. Whatever keeps Mack in Austin is fine by us.
     
  6. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
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    FC Dallas
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    United States
    #31 ElJefe, Nov 16, 2004
    This is true. My mastery of bullcrap is limited to other areas.
    Dammit, you're right. Curse you, Michigan State!
    You went an excessively long way to make that joke.
     
  7. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    #32 352klr, Nov 16, 2004

    That's because I'm just a fvckin hillbilly. My mind don't work so good, but watch me chuck this here orange.
     
  8. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    #33 dfb547490, Nov 16, 2004
    Co-incidentally, it's also our record as of today. Donovan McNabb's second-favorite weapon, Brian Westbrook, has decided to represent your record. Records as of last nights defeat by a score of Josh Parry to Julius "I choked against BC every year when I played at South Bend, and when my vaginitis clears up and I'm able to play in the NFL I will continue my streak of never beating Alex's favorite team" Jones.

    Sadly, no player on either team decided to represent the most number of touchdowns scored against the Cowgirls in a single quarter of their history, but the aforementioned Josh Parry wears the largest number of points scored against the Cowboys in Dallas in their history and the largest number of points the Eagles have scored against anyone since 1982. And, if you inserted a decimal point into Matt Ware's number, you'd have slightly less than the factor by which Philadelphia has outscored Dallas under Andy Reid's tenure.

    What have you done for me lately?

    No, but in a couple of years D-Mac will be wearing the consecutive number of NFC Championship appearances, and David Akers (who had a nice tackle last night, btw) will be wearing our number of consecutive Vince Lombardi trophies.

    Quick question...DC United is your favorite MLS team, where did you live in the years from 1996-99?
     
  9. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    #34 nicephoras, Nov 16, 2004
    Ahhh, what a nice threadjack. :D
     
  10. Peretz48

    Peretz48 Member+

    Nov 9, 2003
    Los Angeles
    #35 Peretz48, Nov 16, 2004
    OK, but another question is, "should this thread have been on the Politics & Current Events forum in the first place?"
     
  11. Coach_McGuirk

    Coach_McGuirk New Member

    Apr 30, 2002
    Between the Pipes
    #36 Coach_McGuirk, Nov 16, 2004
    The real question is "Why the hell am I even talking about football when I should be knee deep in NHL hockey right now?????"
     
  12. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    #37 Garcia, Nov 16, 2004
    Nice while it lasted...
     
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