A little anti-Chelsea help, please

Discussion in 'England Rivalries' started by Bill Archer, Jan 7, 2006.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can someone provide me with a good Chelsea-hating song or chant?

    Good rep and my appreciation in return. Thanks.
     
  2. Colm

    Colm Member

    Aug 17, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Don't know many but most team fans just chant "Where were you when you were sh!t? repeat.." to Chelsea
     
  3. Batcave Brigade

    Batcave Brigade New Member

    Aug 11, 2001
    Jersey City, NJ
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Stick Your Blue Flag Up Your Arse
    Up your arse
    Up your arse
    Stick your blue flag up your arse
    Stamford bridge to upton park
    Stick your blue flag up your arse
     
  4. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Stamford Bridge is falling down!
    Falling down! Falling down!
    Stamford Bridge is falling down,
    Poor old Chelsea!
     
  5. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    I liked the "Sit down Mourinho" song I was hearing last year.. Maybe someone knows the name of the tune it goes with.. I forget the name at the moment.. The words are easy.. Just "Sit down Mourinho" over and over until he sits down...:)
     
  6. Colm

    Colm Member

    Aug 17, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    I thought "Fvck off Mourinho" was funnier :D
     
  7. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Oh yah.. Same tune ...:D
    It's some famous Italian tune.. Damn what was it?
     
  8. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Is this the best you lot can come up with?

    Bwahahahahahahaha.

    School kids have done better.

    Pfttttttt.
     
  9. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    You're help would be welcomed..:D
     
  10. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Perhaps I will - when I can figure out why somebody from Uniontown, Ohio, actually gives a sh1t about anti-Chelsea songs :confused:
     
  11. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    You could ask Nick Gerber here in LA....;)
     
  12. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    And who might he be?
     
  13. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Sorry..He's one of the two host on the USA's nationwide daily soccer radio talk show and co-host of "Fox Football Friday" here in the states..
    A big Liverpool fan and the other host is a Chelsea fan.. They go at it constantly ... He is the first person that would come to the mind of most fans here when thinking of someone who would be interested in anti-Chelsea chants and songs..;)
     
  14. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Ah.
    Is that show still on the telly, I saw it a couple of times last year.Thought both of them were twits to be honest.
     
  15. Batcave Brigade

    Batcave Brigade New Member

    Aug 11, 2001
    Jersey City, NJ
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Clan Blue Clan Blue
    He smells a bit like like poo :)
    Sorry I'm hammered this morning :rolleyes:
     
  16. Batcave Brigade

    Batcave Brigade New Member

    Aug 11, 2001
    Jersey City, NJ
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Woah son the Chelsea dude sent me free tickets once OKAY! Dont diss your own!
     
  17. gaijin

    gaijin New Member

    Aug 1, 2004
    Malaysia
    Town full of rent-boys....
    You're just a town full of rent-boys...

    :D
     
  18. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    The best song sung at Chelsea matches by away supporters has to date from the early 70's when there were all those (unfounded) rumours that Osgood was, hahem, rather closer than he might have been to Hutchinson's other half?

    "Has he fucked,
    Has he fucked,
    Has he fucked your wife today?
    Has he fucked your wife today?"

    Not much use to anyone today, obviously.
     
  19. Motterman

    Motterman Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Took me less than 10 minutes to come to the same conclusion.
     
  20. 5_EUROPEAN_CUPS

    Mar 19, 2005
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    ******** off Chelski F.C
    You aint got no history
    5 european cups and 18 leagues
    that's what we call history!!!!

    London Bridge is falling down!
    Falling down! Falling down!
    London Bridge is falling down,
    Poor old Chelski !
    Build it up with red and white,
    red and white, red and white.
    Build it up with red and white
    Poor old Chelski !

    One team in Russia
    there's only one team in Russia.

    One man couldn't carry couldn't carry Lampard
    One man and his fork lift truck couldn't carry Lampard.
    Two men and there truck couldn't carry Lampard
    Two men and there fork lift truck couldn't carry Lampard.
    ....etc.

    Where were you where were you where were you when you were ******** ?

    We sang this at Stamford Bridge and part of there ground joined in pointing at the glory hunters singing "where were you when WE were ********?"

    Did the ball go in?
    Did the ball go out?
    In, Out, In Out, The Kop were in no doubt,
    The Scousers went to Turkey and Chelsea were out,
    Thats what it's all about!!!

    Can't buy Gerrard Money can't buy Gerrard....

    You can stick your ********in Roubles up your ass!...

    ******** on the Russians ******** on the Russians tonight.....

    Where were you? Where were you?
    Where were you in Istanbul?
    Where were you in Istanbul?
     
  21. woolwich rex

    woolwich rex New Member

    Oct 20, 2005
    IN 2003-2004
    HAHAHAHA LOVE IT
     
  22. Dave_M

    Dave_M New Member

    May 25, 2004
    Enfield
    Well for some spurious reason Chelsea like to sing "one man went to mow" and so

    "One man went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard"
    "One man and his forklift truck COULDNT lift Frank Lampard"

    "Two men went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard"
    "Two men and their forklift truck COULDNT lift Frank Lampard"
    "Two men, One man and his forklift truck COULDNT lift Frank Lampard"

    etc etc.
     
  23. Ricardinho10

    Ricardinho10 New Member

    Sep 11, 2005
    Joburg, South Africa
    Always **********
    Tune: Brigth Side Of Life
    Always s**t on the west side of the thames.
    da da da da da da da da da da
    Always s**t on the west side of the thames..
    da da da da da da da da da da
     
  24. FatAndUgly

    FatAndUgly New Member

    Apr 5, 2005
    Huntington Beeyatch
    This one is a bit of a stretch, I realize, but my favorite all-time band is called Oxymoron (a German street punk band), and they do a song called "Troublebound" that appears to be anti-Mourinho. Stamford Bridge is mentioned several times in the song, with many bad things hurled towards who I can only imagine is Mourinho. I e-mailed the band asking for full lyrics and am awaiting them. It's a kick-a** song either way, even if I'm misunderstanding the lyrics. It can be downloaded here:

    http://www.oxys.de/englisch/emp3.HTM
     
  25. Bighorn

    Bighorn New Member

    Jan 5, 2005
    41.8 Lat -87.68 Lon
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Sung to she'll be comin round the mountain.

    You can stick your russian rubles up your ass.
    You can stick your russian rubles up your ass.
    You can stick your russian rubles
    You can stick your russian rubles
    You can stick your russian rubles up your ass.
     

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