Can someone provide me with a good Chelsea-hating song or chant? Good rep and my appreciation in return. Thanks.
Don't know many but most team fans just chant "Where were you when you were sh!t? repeat.." to Chelsea
Stick Your Blue Flag Up Your Arse Up your arse Up your arse Stick your blue flag up your arse Stamford bridge to upton park Stick your blue flag up your arse
Stamford Bridge is falling down! Falling down! Falling down! Stamford Bridge is falling down, Poor old Chelsea!
I liked the "Sit down Mourinho" song I was hearing last year.. Maybe someone knows the name of the tune it goes with.. I forget the name at the moment.. The words are easy.. Just "Sit down Mourinho" over and over until he sits down...
Is this the best you lot can come up with? Bwahahahahahahaha. School kids have done better. Pfttttttt.
Perhaps I will - when I can figure out why somebody from Uniontown, Ohio, actually gives a sh1t about anti-Chelsea songs
Sorry..He's one of the two host on the USA's nationwide daily soccer radio talk show and co-host of "Fox Football Friday" here in the states.. A big Liverpool fan and the other host is a Chelsea fan.. They go at it constantly ... He is the first person that would come to the mind of most fans here when thinking of someone who would be interested in anti-Chelsea chants and songs..
Ah. Is that show still on the telly, I saw it a couple of times last year.Thought both of them were twits to be honest.
The best song sung at Chelsea matches by away supporters has to date from the early 70's when there were all those (unfounded) rumours that Osgood was, hahem, rather closer than he might have been to Hutchinson's other half? "Has he fucked, Has he fucked, Has he fucked your wife today? Has he fucked your wife today?" Not much use to anyone today, obviously.
******** off Chelski F.C You aint got no history 5 european cups and 18 leagues that's what we call history!!!! London Bridge is falling down! Falling down! Falling down! London Bridge is falling down, Poor old Chelski ! Build it up with red and white, red and white, red and white. Build it up with red and white Poor old Chelski ! One team in Russia there's only one team in Russia. One man couldn't carry couldn't carry Lampard One man and his fork lift truck couldn't carry Lampard. Two men and there truck couldn't carry Lampard Two men and there fork lift truck couldn't carry Lampard. ....etc. Where were you where were you where were you when you were ******** ? We sang this at Stamford Bridge and part of there ground joined in pointing at the glory hunters singing "where were you when WE were ********?" Did the ball go in? Did the ball go out? In, Out, In Out, The Kop were in no doubt, The Scousers went to Turkey and Chelsea were out, Thats what it's all about!!! Can't buy Gerrard Money can't buy Gerrard.... You can stick your ********in Roubles up your ass!... ******** on the Russians ******** on the Russians tonight..... Where were you? Where were you? Where were you in Istanbul? Where were you in Istanbul?
Well for some spurious reason Chelsea like to sing "one man went to mow" and so "One man went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard" "One man and his forklift truck COULDNT lift Frank Lampard" "Two men went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard" "Two men and their forklift truck COULDNT lift Frank Lampard" "Two men, One man and his forklift truck COULDNT lift Frank Lampard" etc etc.
Always ********** Tune: Brigth Side Of Life Always s**t on the west side of the thames. da da da da da da da da da da Always s**t on the west side of the thames.. da da da da da da da da da da
This one is a bit of a stretch, I realize, but my favorite all-time band is called Oxymoron (a German street punk band), and they do a song called "Troublebound" that appears to be anti-Mourinho. Stamford Bridge is mentioned several times in the song, with many bad things hurled towards who I can only imagine is Mourinho. I e-mailed the band asking for full lyrics and am awaiting them. It's a kick-a** song either way, even if I'm misunderstanding the lyrics. It can be downloaded here: http://www.oxys.de/englisch/emp3.HTM
Sung to she'll be comin round the mountain. You can stick your russian rubles up your ass. You can stick your russian rubles up your ass. You can stick your russian rubles You can stick your russian rubles You can stick your russian rubles up your ass.