The threadstarter is actually demonstrating two key right-wing values: false moral outrage by making up some piece of crap and acting indignant about it, and being totally whiny bitches.
And furthermore, the new Sleater-Kinney sucks. OK, it doesn't actually suck. It rocks. And it's not that new anymore. The new Built to Spill really does suck, however, which breaks my heart a little. (And I'm part Irish.) (Did I dis Joy Division? Must have been a bad day at the office. I'm actually just not a big fan. When I hear Joy Division, it makes me feel like putting on some Wire.)