To all my BS politics brothers and sisters I know that many of you on the left and the right would like nothing more than to turn this place into one big circle jerk where only you and your friends post thread after thread bashing the other side, and where you can post your agreements like some friggin bobble head. But frankly how much would that suck So my wish and hope for the coming year is that we all learn to grow up a bit and stop the sh!t stirring and deliberately baiting threads. Stay safe, stay warm and all the best for 2006. I won't be on much for the next few weeks so I thought I'd get this in early. Merry (insert holiday here) and have a happy ( insert holiday here)........screw that. Merry Christmas. And if that offends you, I just don't fvcking have time to give you a hug and make it all better.
I think most African Americans were covered by Merry Christmas To my Jewish friends, Happy Hannukah To those that celebrate "Kwanaza" , get your head out of your asses and wake up to the fact that it's pure bull
My wife rolls her eyes about Kwanzaa. (She's from a country where people know what "kwanzaa" and "harambee" and all that mean.) My 5 year old son asked why we weren't celebrating Kwanzaa. I let my wife field that one. It was funny.
Bah! I like the baited threads. May you all have a happy Christmas away from the Cambodian jungle, where John Kerry once (purportedly) spent Christmas. And may you all sleep happy and have dreams of sex with Ann Coulter.
Here is a Christmas message I heard on the radio. (really!) I will pass it along: God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Pepto Bismol throughout the holidays For heartburn, upset stomach Diarreah, yes indeed The one that coats is the only one you need Pepto Bismol brings you confort and joy Aaaaaah Ah Aaaaaaah Ah Confort and joy Pepto Bismol brings you confort and joy. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas and Hannukah and Ramadan and Kwanzaa and Lunar new year and everything else, etc, etc etc.
Merry Christmas to each and everyone. I hope you have plenty of loved ones to surround yourselves with, and plenty of booze to keep the eggnog spiked to the hilt.
Brightest Blessings to all my BigSoccer brothers and sisters for the happiest of Yules. May the birth of the Sun God from the Great Goddess fill your hearts with warmth and love throughout the year. Remember: the Solstice occurs at 13:35 EST on 12/21.
con·tra·dic·tion Pronunciation Key (kntr-dkshn) n. The act of contradicting. The state of being contradicted. A denial. Inconsistency; discrepancy. Something that contains contradictory elements.
Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep. Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something. Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do. Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
What happened to "@#$% that. If you get offended, I don't have time to give you a hug and make it all better."? Have a Blessed Yule nonetheless.