Reference only a few will get but I'll do it anyway "I do. not. play. for. a. Canadian soccer team you jackass!"
Don't quite know where to put this, but over at majorleaguesoccersoccer.com that bag with which one douches Andrew Weibe just posted a piece about the MLS "Mascot Best XI" I know, I know, who cares, right? It's just off season filler and doesn't matter. Nonetheless, he doesn't rank Crew Cat, the greatest mascot of all while listing some of the lamest pieces of dog shit imaginable. Sammy the Sounder? Gary the Lion? Tempo? Timber-f*cking-Joey? Andrew the Shithead. MLS mascots best XI | Andrew Wiebe | MLSsoccer.com
Seattle is on TV all the ********ing time. I have no idea what Sammy the Sounder even is, much less looks like. What is Tempo?
Maybe they thought it was Sounder the Dog, who was in fact a very good boy, but had no connection with Seattle.
Anyone who was in 137 during the 1999 US Open Cup Final gave "RapidMan" a boatload of crap for looking like: Change my mind.
FCKY trying to sign Lucas Podolsky. No really, Lucas Podolsky. Reportedly one other MLS side is making an offer as well. I'd be happy to give you 10-1 that it isn't the Crew.
Podolski was a good player--10 years ago. At 35? Not so much. I think I saw him play for Cologne in 2011.
Jordan Morris to Swansea City? https://www.espn.com/soccer/soccer-...s-to-sign-usmnts-jordan-morris-on-loan-source That would be too bad for Seattle......