News: 2018 Other Teams Discussion Thread (spoilers)

Hotlanta has an emotional support animal

This is Spike. He just signed as @ATLUTD’s newest Designated Puppy. Spike is training to become a service dog through America’s VetDogs. 14/10 good luck 🐾 pic.twitter.com/hWn3Gw0SzA

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) January 23, 2020

DC's would likely have to be either a raccoon or rat

 

That response is so RFK! Audi Field wildlife, when found, are likely to be much rarer and more upscale - like unicorns, perhaps.

 

If there were even a slight chance of unicorns at EagleBank Field, my wife would have made sure I still had season tickets

I believe the dominant wildlife seen at Buzzard Point so far has been rats and groundhogs (also known as those danged woodchucks).

 

I hope this signing isn't what we did with all that Gressel TAM money.

 

Speaking of the dog (obviously a slow news week) - I believe this is the MLS Players Association throwing a little shade at owners

...is that a charter flight? 🧐 https://t.co/k97GAWpzp5

— MLSPA (@MLSPA) January 23, 2020

 

Why are you this posting in the 2018 thread?!