20% of Americans can't find the USA on a map. What sayeth you, Miss Teen South Carolina?

Believe me, she'll fit right in at Clemson.

 

Heck - based upon that video evidence, it would be negligent for any university admissions board to let her in.

 

Dude, I'd drag a ten pound weight tied to my balls with rusty barbed wire 15 miles just to sniff a toilet she might have once shit in.

 

I think on further review she was saying "we as Americans," not "U.S. Americans."

I feel bad for her at this point, even though I have a sneaking suspicion that an attractive blonde model will somehow be able to put her life back together. If she really wants positive attention, she should get herself kidnapped.

 

Pageant contestant re-answers question

In that it was coherent, yes.

 

If she's looking to make a sex tape, I'm free any time.

Any. Time.

 

Well, yeah - your map is probably a map of the United States.

 

Nice



Nicer



Boob job!

 

Damn, she'll be a hairy pothead in a year.

 

This indeed is the most representative of the map she probably had in her head trying to answer that question.

Hopefully this girl never gets lost in New York City.

Viva Teen Beauty Pageants!!!

 

think along the lines of Lindsay Lohan before she started doing coke.

 

a little too harsh a description (shudder)

 

even more unnecessary

 

hahahaha

 

thankfully, God invested in me decent looks and the ability to make money, which I am able to lavish upon beautiful girls, who I bang. this girl isn't that hot.

 

Hope she doesn't get confused when they play my Michigan Wolverines next weekend.

Lucky for her though...you don't need a map to find Michigan....

 

yeah, i'd take these girls. and i'd take blonde, cokehead lilo over ginger, mean girls lilo.

 

I see my hometown!! right below the thumb knuckle!!
that game is almost as bad as the Buckeyes scheduling Youngstown State.

 

I suppose you used "attractive" to distuinguish her from all of the world's ugly models, right?

 

If she manages to get into university, then we may as well just close down higher education.