11/5 You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by Wallydrag, Nov 5, 2004.

  1. stinky

    stinky New Member

    May 14, 2000
    Long Beach, NY
    hmmm...

    does donovans departure make the quakes, better off dead?
     
  2. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    Well, it's a damn shame when the league throws away a perfectly good white boy like that.

    :D

    The Magpie
     
  3. stinky

    stinky New Member

    May 14, 2000
    Long Beach, NY
    German Coach to Landon: Go that way, really fast...if something gets in your way . . . turn.
     
  4. DoctorD

    DoctorD Member+

    Sep 29, 2002
    MidAtlantic
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Landon doesn't have to speak German. He can speak the universal language.
     
  5. Wallydrag

    Wallydrag BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 24, 2002
    Oklahoma City
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tony Amanpour trying to scrounge up the money to buy the 'Quakes: "Two dollars! Two dollars!"
     
  6. kingwho

    kingwho New Member

    Sep 11, 2000
    Minneapolis

    isn't the universal language "love"?
     
  7. TAKK

    TAKK New Member

    Jan 28, 2004
    Westchester, NY
    Will LD's mom send him a bunch of gift wrapped TV dinner's for Christmas over there?


    Yeah, stretching it, but I had to get in on the act.
     
  8. Brrca Fan redded

    Brrca Fan redded Red Card

    Aug 6, 2002
    Chasing Tornadoes.
    There are other WBs waiting at the wings to replace Donovan.
     
  9. MtMike

    MtMike Member+

    Nov 18, 1999
    the 417
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    music
     
  10. numerista

    numerista New Member

    Mar 21, 2004
    Obscene gestures
     
  11. Dave Marino-Nachison

    Jun 9, 1999
    "Language lessons." Inspiring words from a man who knows how to ski.
     
  12. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, but not if he keeps trying to put his testicles all over them.
     
  13. Freddy Garcia Lives

    Feb 28, 2003
    Tumwater, WA
    Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?
     
  14. isaac101

    isaac101 New Member

    Mar 1, 2001
    Bethesda, MD
    I wonder if Landon will learn what the "street value of this mountain is" when overlooking all of those snowy german peaks.
     
  15. Beech

    Beech Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Kansas City
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But does Landon mind if I go out with Beth?
     
  16. stinky

    stinky New Member

    May 14, 2000
    Long Beach, NY
    when and if donovan ever returns to mls, i certainly hope he's not truly, a sight to behold. A man, beaten. The once great champ, now a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed-up, aged ex-champion.
     
  17. isaac101

    isaac101 New Member

    Mar 1, 2001
    Bethesda, MD
    Wow, how did I get beaten to that line?
     
  18. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    does this mean that landon's sister is building a rocket ship and can bag any woman on the face of the planet?
     
  19. DoctorD

    DoctorD Member+

    Sep 29, 2002
    MidAtlantic
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No. Freddy Adu plays the part of Landon's brother in the remake.
     
  20. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    Everyone in the state of Northern California will be out to say goodbye.
     
  21. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Quakes can't get an owner and lose their top draw. FC Dallas is making a space shuttle out of cereal boxes - and that thing's goinna fly!
     
  22. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    P.S. You like corn.
     
  23. szazzy

    szazzy Member

    Apr 18, 2004
    Kansas City, MO
    Random Better off Dead fact. Ricky aka Daniel Schneider also did voice acting in Grand Theft Auto.
     

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