C'mon, a colossus with an afro, 'stache and gold chains?!? This must be why my soul was drawn to the late 20th century! His hairy mole alone will be the size of an infant.
I'm guessing that this'll just be a bigger version of the lifesized statue wearing the Rapids' green that we see every week.
Can't confirm the facts, but supposedly someone is erecting a monolithic likeness -10 meters tall - of Carlos Valderama, back at his original club. Is it Santa Maria, in Colombia? Some human search engine please supply us with the renderings. Please.
7 meters not 10. En el homenaje se efectuará la instalación de un monumento de 7 metros de alto en la plazoleta del estadio Eduardo Santos. http://www.colombia.com/futbol/noticias/DetalleNoticia13146.asp
Call me a sucker (thanks) but I'd gladly send my 20 bucks to help make this a reality. I love Carlos V, warts and all. And this statue would be one of the Cheezy Wonders of the World.