Now that election season is finally here, it's time to cast your vote for leader of the free world. No delegates, no hanging chads, no purple ink, no "I Voted" lapel stickers, no age-limit, and no proof of ID required. Just you, your conscience, and the intimidating goon in the wife-beater with a "Hail Grimes" tat looking over your shoulder. Poll closes early on Saturday. (And it won't let me edit the time to something more normal, so you better vote absentee.)
I voted for Clinton: the Sequel. Universal Healthcare, balanced budgets, economic fairness, and, heck, maybe even Middle East peace (Bill's unfinished business).
We wear brown shirts. I voted Gravel. He has Huckabee's Fair Tax and insanity, while lacking Huckabee's humor, charm, and anti-democracy desires for a fundamentalist dictatorship. I don't think Clinton or Obama are radical or intelligent enough to fix our immediate problems, so I'd rather they don't try.