Stupid Valdés. Why'd you have to go and do that to yourself? It's hard to argue that Victor Valdés is not the greatest goalkeeper in the history of Barça. We were shocked and confused about his decision to leave the club after this season, but most of us respect his choice and appreciate all he's done for the club throughout its most successful period. This is a space to post greatest saves and triumphs videos, updates, and news on our most unsung hero, wherever he goes from here. Fake but hilarious.