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    Fire Warzycha: Book II, The New Testament

    Anti-Roman propaganda.
    Post by: soccerwookie, May 6, 2011 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Post-match: MLS Matchday 5, 4/16/11 :: Crew v. SKC [R]

    I don't care if that shot was a total mistake, it looked good and gave us the win. I've been impressed with Duka, he's looking better and...
    Post by: soccerwookie, Apr 18, 2011 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Where can I get Nordecke tickets?

    Ah...dang it. Yeah, that makes more sense. Salsa Grande sounds more delicious though.
    Post by: soccerwookie, Apr 13, 2011 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Your Kids & The Crew

    Fix your child, Clockwork Orange style. I'm really looking forward to getting my kids to a game this year. Now if I can just cure my son of...
    Post by: soccerwookie, Apr 13, 2011 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Where can I get Nordecke tickets?

    This is most likely a retarded question, but what is SG? Sloe Gin? Sexy Giraffe? Salsa Grande??? I like salsa....mmmm...big salsa.
    Post by: soccerwookie, Apr 13, 2011 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Post-match: MLS Match 25 :: 9/18/10 Seattle @ Columbus :: Post Match Thread [R]

    RIP, friend. We'll find your wife so your spirit doesn't wander Crew stadium forever. :(
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 22, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    A Video to sum up our feelings about the 2010 Crew season

    "Your views are displeasing to me and an inaccurate representation of the highest order." "What?" "Fail. Epic fail." "Oh."
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 22, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    KC's ShortBus: The Sky Is Falling!!! No, Seriously -- It Is

    Zaxxon, bitches. I made my dad's friend so mad when I beat his high score when I was 4. It's all been downhill from there. :(
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 22, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Post-match: MLS Match 25 :: 9/18/10 Seattle @ Columbus :: Post Match Thread [R]

    ooooo...Big.Red.Button. Must touch.
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 18, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Post-match: MLS Match 25 :: 9/18/10 Seattle @ Columbus :: Post Match Thread [R]

    Re: MLS Match 25 :: 9/18/10 Seattle @ Columbus :: Pre/In Match Thread So...any chance we'll see Mendoza and Renteria get a start soon? Lenhart...
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 18, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    McBride deserves better from us..

    What, like the back of a Volkswagon?
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 7, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    McBride deserves better from us..

    Why? You have herpes already? :D I kid, I kid! McBride fought for this team when he was here. Yeah, I'd still yell at him when he showed...
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 5, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Hardcore Polska: The Warzycha Apologist Thread

    Hey, this wookie doesn't bend. We do have feelings though. I might tearfully pull your arms off. Yes, I know it's from The Simpsons. :)
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 1, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    To Simon Borg!

    What did he do to bring about Hatefest '10? I checked the link previously and it was...meh, but not banner worthy. I probably missed something.
    Post by: soccerwookie, Sep 1, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew
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    Crew Fans Please Help

    Klaatu Berata ...*cough* Necktie!
    Post by: soccerwookie, Aug 27, 2010 in forum: Columbus Crew