Cincinnati is also spelled 'basically Kentucky.' Weird about Jeahze. Is he really that bad, or is something else going on with him? I remember...
Forget avoiding the spoon. Winning it all this year. Not a doubt in my mind.
You can snag a skid-marked pair of white Ravel Morrisons on ebay for $1.20. Most of that money goes towards the Levien yacht fund though.
Sucks to go into a season feeling this way, but I'm pretty sure this team is going to be garbage again.
A second division would be great. I'm sure we'd immediately fall to the bottom of that one too though, ha! Maybe not, and maybe this is the only...
First time checking in in a while. This team is better than the lackluster dumpster fire Chad Ashton was running out there, but man it is...
I have an idea. Trade Andy "Baby Honduran Messi" Najar and Pines for the actual Messi. Step 2, championship.
Pines two goals in two games and this game's Puskas award contender. Just how Kasper planned it.
Counterpoint - this is the best team in the league at managing expectations. They have me thankful they are no longer a complete embarrassment....
What a solid performance. Too many standouts to note. Also - Pines plays like a baby giraffe on the field. Too big, too strong, and too fast to...
Benteke looked like Shaq out there a few times. Just too big and too strong. What a performance!
Rooney not that impressive so far but I'm surprised too that supposedly better quality players is not resulting in better play, for the most part....
A Tim Horton's donut. The catch is you have to eat it with a wooden spoon.
6-1, DC wins. Benteke 3 goals. Club signs Jaime Moreno at halftime and he comes on and scores the final goal.
I swear, Chad Ashton is going to suit up one day and take the field for us. He'll be announced as a gem of a TAM find by Kasper. And speaking of...
