At the risk of choosing someone obvious - Jason Wilcox. if not him, then Rooney.
1990. The Argies were there for the taking in the final.
Most of the winners of the thing over the last couple of decades have had to go through penalties at some stage. If we can't win a penalty...
You've obviously not been a Portugal fan for very long if you have to ask. Your team was utterly clueless in that game, and can thank Retardo's...
I can't be arsed questioning it. We played better once he was off anyway, so it's not like we were cruising towards the semis until it happened.
I wish I could share your enviable perspective. The fact that we weren't cheated out of anything doesn't soften the blow for me much, it just...
Every cloud ... etc etc
Nah, that's not to blame. I blame Uri Geller. In past tournaments, he was always in the news telling us how he was using the power of his mind...
B0llocks. To be fair, we offered nothing to this tournament, and it will be none the poorer for our departure. But, still, b0llocks. The wife...