Belated congratulations to the Newcastle Jets for winning the A-League Grand Final, since apparently their opponents were jerkoffs. Well, two of...

It took me a second to realize why the Naks being drawn in the same group as La Tri wasn't a disaster - this is to avoid what happened to the Yaks in 2004, when Landon...

Blogging has been light-to-nonexistent the last couple of days due to some personal travel, but I don't want Loney to take over the page and rename it "Dan's House O' Blogging" or something while I'm not looking, so I thought I'd check in and...

I could have watched the last five minutes of that South Park episode* rather than several hours of preseason soccer and drawn the same lesson. Houston/Los Angeles aren't as good/bad as they looked/smelled. Oh, and for as long as this tournament...

Is it obvious that I'm just killing time before the Championship of the Pacific? Obviously, for the honor of Major League Soccer, I should be cheering on Houston, but if they lose, then the Galaxy look microscopically less pathetic. C'mon, Gamba!...

I don't know. But I think it's because if/when you include a link, the BigSoccer Bot Who Watches Over Us All wants to make sure that you are not a Dirty Rotten Spammer. So those comments are held in moderation until qualified personnel makes...

The Good Lord giveth: Hey! The missing guy from my 80's Subbuteo set! All right! ...and the Good Lord taketh away: Wait, where's my game-worn Eduardo Hurtado Metrostars jersey?

The San Luis Obispo Police Department Apparently SLO's finest had some concerns about just HOW MUCH VIOLENCE THEY SHOULD EXPECT at the hotly contested,...

Suggestion from jamesey from the comments on the previous thread. When MLS first rolled off the assembly line, many of us dewy-eyed innocents thought this was the most outside concept we had ever seen:...

Over in the BigSoccer Referee Forum, joseVerde posted a link to this video. YouTube has several versions, long, short, medium and set to the ever-popular song Kung Fu Fighting. I'll offer it for your consideration:...