If I meet you at one of the gatherings, how will I know who you are? I'm easy to recognize - very short with gray hair. I'll be there with a couple of teenagers and my ball and chain, I mean my husband. My daughter and I share the same stature.
I'll be the guy in the red shirt. Other than that, I'll have the car with CA plates decorated with car flags and BEAT MEXICO in the rear window. I'll be the guy whose fiance will be telling everyone that we have to win so the two of us can go to the 2006 FIFA Honeymoon. I'll also have the UCSB Gaucho brigade banner.
I was thinking we should wear nametags with our BS names on them. I'll be the girl in shoulder length light brownish hair. Kinda tallish, round 5'9" or so. Texas accent to the max. Red US soccer shirt, flag, scarf. Better yet, you'll probably recognize my companion easier. She'll be a red headed French girl, who I am forcing to wear a flag and a scarf. Aren't we a pair?
Short, bald, US Border Patrol T-shirt and hat, green cards sticking out of back pocket, "YO (Red/White/Blue Heart) LA MIGRA" banner, US flag, and possibly "USA 2- MEX 0 WC2002" painted on my skull. Hard to miss.
Well, for one thing on a USA game day, I won't be wearing club gear, whether it be MLS, Euro or South American.
I'm planning to wear my red Project Mayhem shirt to the tailgate. But I'll be wearing my new (and yet to arrive) blue USA team shirt in the stadium. I wanted to get it personalized, but if I did it wouldn't have arrived in time.
I'll be the one passed out on the floor with "Balls" written on his forehead. See you there! And that's me in the avatar, that's probably what I'll wear gameday.
Also, Metroflip will be singing the theme to Jetsons in spanish, so you can source that as well to locate him. I'll be the guy walking around apologizing for Fina's behavior, and thus will be easy to spot.
Can you teach me some of these dirty curse words in spanish? I will be the one wearing my white 02" nike home jersey, tall 6"2 cargo shorts, sandals, 2 beer fisted, short brownish/gray hair.
Not going anymore. Sorry. Take the image to your local screen-print shop. Put your city on the bottom or back. Have Fun and be sure to give props to Kyle Lynah from the Stampede for the artwork.
A little over 6'0, "Mexico Sucks" t-shirt, Quakes 2003 MLS Champions hat, red Taurus station wagon with PA plates and a US flag sticker, probably drunk.