******** you, Don Garber!

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Timon19, Nov 5, 2017.

  1. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    So you are admitting that cats are forward thinking visionaries.
     
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  2. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Don Garber is the skidmark on the underwear of life.
     
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  3. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    [​IMG]
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  4. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    New stadium downtown or I move to Austin.

    Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

    (Sith being Snob Ingrates To Hate..?)
     
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  5. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Downtown stadium or
    A baseball stadium or
    a football stadium with plastic grass
    or a cricket stadium with random grass.
     
  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My kids watched The Lion King yesterday afternoon (before the Cavs game). That movie has a character named Timon. Timon created this thread. This thread has not been posted in since Dec 1st.

    Fvck Don Garber!
     
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  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cats are filthy, scheming, arrogant, entitled dicks.

    Which, come to think of it is the answer to the question: What do cats and Don Garber have in common?

    It's not an accident that they sometimes find pet hoarders who've been dead for a month and if the pets have starved to death then they're dogs and if the pets are all fat they're cats.

    Ramsey Bolton notwithstanding.

    Or to quote Stannis Baratheon:

    "First, we ate the horses. We weren't riding anywhere, not with the castle surrounded. We couldn't feed them, so fine. The horses, then the cats - I've never liked cats, so fine. I do like dogs - good animals, loyal - but we ate them too."
     
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  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Greg Andrulis loves dogs.
     
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  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I had to google this reference. I was hoping for some obscure historical reference. Nope, nada, zilch.


    I like cats. We have four of those beautiful creatures.
     
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  10. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Even monsters need companions.
     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We have a dog, too.
     
  12. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Ch(Elsey)>>>>>>Timon

    When pets are involved.
     
  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Timon, you can thank clown-face Don *********** Garber for this truth value.
     
  14. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    FALSE.
     
  15. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    [​IMG]

    Awwwwwww.
     
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  16. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I truly do not want to revisit Truth Tables for the sake of this thread.
     
  17. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Hellspawn.
     
  18. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, they're all purrr purr purr rub against your leg purr purr purr... then next thing you know they're clawing your eyes out for no reason whatesover except that they're showing themselves to be the true demonspawn that they are.
     
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  19. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Tis the season!
     
  20. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow, thread goes cold, then poof!
    ********Garber.
    ******** Prec##t while you’re at it.
    Don’t forget these guys...
    IMG_3387.jpg
     
  21. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does anyone have Don Garber's home address so that I can make a last minute shipment of coal to his house?
     
  22. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Marie Prevost's wiener dog begs to differ.
     
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  23. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let me be the first in 2018 to post a hearty "f*** you Don Garber", and add one for Fatboy Tony as well.
     
  24. thenewXB

    thenewXB Member

    May 23, 2013
    OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wait...
    The subjects of this wisdom are cats or spouses?
     

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