When Random Jibberish is riding in a time machine way far into the future...

Can't go wrong with a Bills fan as your captain.

 

A bank mistakenly put $120,000 into a couple's account. They spent it, police say
(CNN) A Pennsylvania couple is facing felony theft charges after their ... the bank to ask about the missing deposit, investigators discovered the ...
3 days ago


Couple blew through $120K accidentally deposited in their bank account
A Pennsylvania couple is accused of theft after going on a shopping spree with $120,000 that was mistakenly deposited into their bank account ...

Montoursville couple – Robert and Tiffany Williams – spend $120,000 mistakenly deposited in their account by BB&T — then are arrested
Robert and Tiffany Williams of Montoursville, Pennsylvania, in May reportedly ... Before the funds had mistakenly been deposited, the couple had $1,121 in their account, the complaint noted. ...

 

South Korea formally asked the International Olympic Committee on Wednesday to ban any use of Japan’s “Rising Sun” flag at next year’s Tokyo Olympics, comparing it to the Nazi swastika, in the latest salvo in a bitter dispute between the U.S. allies . . .

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...6e4dc0-d472-11e9-8924-1db7dac797fb_story.html

 

Eddie Money Dead: 'Two Tickets to Paradise' Singer Was 70 ...

 

This is why you need a subscription to The Athletic.

. . . The heat is unbearable. The sweat is uncontrollable. The normal concerns about identifying blitzes and getting to the second level take a back seat to something nobody but Tom Brady and his centers ever think about.

“Try to stay as dry as possible,” [ New England Patriots center Ted] Karras said.

You know.

Down there.

“I always tell them I don’t want to throw a wet ball on a perfectly sunny day,” Brady said.

Karras isn’t trying to be funny. He knows this is a prerequisite of his job because, well, everyone who has worked with Brady knows he despises sticking his hands into a swampy situation . . .

https://theathletic.com/1205494/201...t-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/

 

FIFY. I don't need to pay for TMI...

 

Currently? So we're just going to ignore how the criminal justice system has actively worked against marginalized people since its inception in the US and prevented them from real rehabilitation, but instead get upset that a judge who let a rapist go free can't coach high school sports?

Honestly, it's very hard to feel empathetic for this guy if you can manage any empathy for the actual victims here.

 

1172478511522701313 is not a valid tweet id

 

Interesting take. Is it the criminal justice system that marginalizes ex-felons who have done their time, or is it society's hangups about them that prevents their reintegration?

 

It can be both those things and it is both those things.

 

Real recognizes real. Josh Allen and Saquon Barkley swap jerseys after the game @WKBW pic.twitter.com/oGyvzvgLaI

— Matthew Bové (@Matt_Bove) September 15, 2019

 

Il 15 settembre 1919 nasceva Fausto Coppi. Tanti auguri al Campionissimo!

Happy 100th BD Coppi!

 

NYC area reporter: "you had a chance to end up in New York..."

Josh Allen: "I *am* in New York." pic.twitter.com/KqEtNkgyyY

— Marcel Louis-Jacques (@Marcel_LJ) September 15, 2019

 

Don’t make me start posting Packers updates...

 

RIP Ric Ocasek! Loved his and the Cars songs!