Victims of a Campaign- The Other Footy Teams Thread

Staple of law school

 

Chambers almost gifted spurs a goal.

 

I like having Fulham back in the premier league, though I miss the old American Fulham days.

 

Truth. We watched it in legal ethics.

Had this one guy in that class who said more dead people was good for business, and that’s why the rule against giving clients money is good.

 

Brighton take the lead at the Amex. Their throw ins will now, somehow, take longer than hold times with Amex.

 

In hindsight, I should have waited two minutes to post this. Brighton now 2-0 up.

 

Brighton fought like a pack of wolves
But there isn’t any discernible tactic in united play
Martial is wasting his career

 

This Manchester United squad is flawed:

Their FBs are bleh for the most part
Their CB rotation is ~okay

But their high end attacking talent (Lukaku/Martial/Pogba/Rashford) is awesome and that they have only 16 shots in 2 games against Leicester/Brighton is coaching malpractice

— Mohamed (@MoeSquare) August 19, 2018

 

Mourinho would wear armbands in a 3 foot swimming pool

Dude is too scared

 

9 shots today is even more ridiculous when you take score effects into account.

 

Balance is being brought to the force.

10 - In competitive games since the start of the 2018 World Cup, David de Gea has conceded 10 goals from his last 14 shots on target faced for Manchester United and Spain combined. Glum. pic.twitter.com/Hk2T64n916

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) August 19, 2018

 

I wonder why Spuds never talked to the London Stadium commission about using their facility for 3 years until the new stadium was ready. Sounds like a lot of piss-poor planning on their end.

 

Why is Kevin De Bruyne wearing a NYC sanitation shirt?

credit: @rosquet

 

Because sanitation runs the entire east coast

 

Hey, you want your knees broken or something?

 

^Exhibit A

 

@nicephoras
My were right about Eden, gone in the summer?

 

What?

 

U were right about Eden

Is he now leaving in the summer?

 

Lol. He’s supposed to be leaving every summer! That’s why I was fairly confident he was staying - we put up with this every summer. Jitty has an ongoing joke that every time Hazard plays well he’s “playing for his move to Real”.
Personally, if we crash and burn this season, I think there’s a decent chance he leaves. But if not, he’ll stay. He clearly likes London, he’s getting old for a move and if Real didn’t move for him this summer, why will they next summer? Also, he’s now in a system that’s built for him to excel and enjoy himself (he’s actually very good at pressing, but lackadaisical about defending), so why leave? I do worry a bit about Real using Kovacic as leverage, but unless Hazard wants to leave, that will be moot.

In short, he’ll be here for a while unless Sarrimo fails badly. That’s why all the Chelsea in crisis stories were funny to me - all of a sudden we’re a deep side people are touting for third. Lol!