USA-Mexico 4: Chest-thumping Drunk Guys on Patrol

Can we get a USA-Mexico troll thread where USA and Mexican posters can just troll each other endlessly? I know my Mexican brothers like to troll on the internet as much as my white brethren so this would be an idea that is supported by the majority of BigSoccer.

 

Let's get this pre-GC shindig started.

 

This!!!

 

Aqui estoy amigos.

 

The Fulham end of season report and summer transfer guide, by Neil McLeman

Read more: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opi...Neil-McLeman-article740669.html#ixzz1NW37CVT0
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Hero?
Clint Dempsey - top scorer led the line while the Fulham forward line was devastated by injuries

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Who needs to go?
Full-backs John Pantsil and Carlos Salcido. ...

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Let the Neil McLeman hate begin...
"He must be American"
"Carlos Salcido is the best left back in the EPL, Neil McLeman has never watched a futbol match in his life"
"Hero: Carlos Salcido
Villain: Clint Demspey
Who should go: Clint Dempsey
What areas need strengthening in the summer: Clint Dempsey
Who should they be targeting: Guillermo Ochoa, Francisco Javier Rodriguez, Carlos Salcido II, Rafael Marquez, Ricardo Osorio, Gerardo Torrado, Pablo Barrera, Israel Castro, Aldo de Nigris, Giovanni Dos Santos, Angel Reyna, Alfredo Talavera, Jesus Zavala, Hector Moreno, Efrain Juarez, Antonio Naelson, Andres Guardado, Edgar Duenas, Jorge Torres Nilo, Christian Bermudez, Elias Hernandez, Jonathan Orozco"

 

What the f#ck is a Neil McLeman? And your "Who should they be targeting" list is completely wrong. Everyone including yourself knows that list should be comprised of one name and one name only, the Holy, the exquisite, the all powerful, CHICHARITO.



BTW, I have to say bungadiri, I don't think you were nearly drunk enough to come up with a title.

 

Would an American player ever run around with "Little Pea" written on his back?

 

Will an "American" ever start for ManU in a Champions League final?

sorry had to.

 

Oh SNAP!

 

Does ManU still need a GK for next year?

That is really the only small chance for that happening.

 

Oh really, that is the only small chance for it EVER happening? Get a grip.

 

true dat, they should have never let him go. however, I believe they just agreed to buy the young Atletico Madrid gk for a big amount.

 

17.5 million euros for a GK that just turned 20 and is apparently going to be starting at Old Trafford next season, that is a major major risk, but they are the masters of turning a player like that into one worth 30 million euros by next year.

 

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I don't care if Jessica Alba isn't in the thread title, she deserves honorary mention.

 

In the short run yes, only Howard.

Ever, shit a Greenlander or a Samoan could start for Man U in a Champions, we really do not know.

 

salcido will be saying "after you fast eddie"​

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I asked that question way back when I first saw him in a ManU shirt. One of the mexican posters thought that maybe ManU dictated that as a marketing ploy to sell more shirts, maybe. He has a perfectly good last name, why not use it.

 

That was his slave name!

 

Because my last name is Hernandez, we're both awesome people and we're both very good at what we do, but my job is boring to most, and his isn't. So I use my (some would say) boring last name, He uses something that will distinguish him from the rest.

....and because it's good marketing.

 

So there is someone in this world stupid enough to schedule the Mexico friendly tomorrow during the Champions League Final. LOL.