Trump presidency tweets

This shithouse is really losing it.

“Now that Adam Schiff is starting to blame President Obama for Russian meddling in the election, he is probably doing so as yet another excuse that the Democrats, lead by their fearless leader, Crooked Hillary Clinton, lost the 2016 election. But wasn’t I a great candidate?”

 

Trump realizes he is starting to circle the drain. This is going to be fun to watch.

 

Maybe. He's sharted many times before in his business and personal life. Then he just went into the nearest bathroom, disposed of the soiled shorts in the trash and went on his way merry way commando. Any concept of shame or traditional failure doesn't really resonate with him. A potential criminal conviction might.

 

It's an imagined convo between HRC and someone complaining about Trump. They're cracking up about his incompetence.
#LaughterIsAllThatsLeft

 

Someone with more editing skills than I have should be able to overlay some footage of the aftermath of Sandy Hook and Parkland to this tune.

 

When it just tweeted, I was really hoping it was watching the NBA All-Star Game. Instead, it's legitimately afraid of Oprah.

 

Everyone knows that Oprah is the Queen of the Blacks so this makes perfect racist sense.

 

Trump is absolutely right on this. The FBI has a total of 200 employees and ALL of them are investigating Russia to remove the glorious righteous imperious dominus Trump out of office! The FBI are also probably letting immigrants commit lots and lots of crime! The secret society FBI cabal must be stopped! </sarcasm>

Trump is a piece of dung.

 

This would explain the GSA decision on the new HQ.

 

It took you a while, but you arrived at the correct conclusion.

 

The funny part is that he says "who at one point I knew very well". He wants to criticize her, but at the same time wants to claim a bit of her celebrity.

 

Oprah's been watching the peepee tape on her phone for months.You do not wanna f#ck with Oprah, fool.

 

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Don't sugarcoat it Chelsea. Say what you feel.

Yes, reflection. Thats a good word for you. Start with the mirror, because you look like a giant red asshole. If you think it’s ok to go out like that, then your reality is warped. Which explains why you can’t get do anything of merit or have one ounce of dignity.https://t.co/7QqwYOaaGV

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 19, 2018



We have to elect candidates that are not funded by the NRA in November. We have an opportunity to elect candidates who won’t allow kids to go to school and get shot. It is disgusting how many times this has happened and Republicans do nothing. You all have blood on your hands.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 14, 2018

 

THAT is Trump's substitute for the Daily Security Briefings.

The new "head writer" for Fux and Friends should be someone from the intelligence community so they can simply broadcast excerpts of the security briefings so the orange ignoramus will actually pay attention. Sure, it would breach national security on a daily basis, but at least Trump will see it.

 

What about the Russians and the Chinese? They'll get to see classified info first hand, not to mention all those people without the needed security clearance that could be at risk of blackmail....

Oh... Never mind...

 

Well Kelley Said........ That all White House staff without a full security clearance will be out of a job next week.

(Picks himself off the floor and wipes his eyes. Near pissed himself.)

I can see the orange ass going for that. Especially with Kushy and Trump's "special " girl.

 

Are they the de facto leader of the free world.

 

It must be impossible to get this guy to do any real work.