Schelotto does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Schelotto goes killing. To Barros Schelotto!
The World Meteorological Organization has outlawed the possibility to name a hurricane "Guillermo" do to the extensive damage it would cause. Especially in the cities of Chicago and Toronto.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barros Schelotto. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!
Did I ever tell you about the time Schelotto was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Schelotto chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews. To Barros Schelotto!
Barros sleeps eight hours a night....well he was pretty normal when it comes to that... To Barros Schelotto
Barros Schelotto once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see the other side of the field! To Barros Schelotto!
Barros Schelotto is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. To Barros Schelotto!
I once saw Schelotto score 2 goals against Kansas City and then, the very next week, score 2 goals against Chivas USA. To Barros Schelotto!
At the age of 36 Barros Schelotto felled Chivas USA Center back Carey Talley by merely looking at him. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!
Barros Schelotto had so much talent bestowed upon him by our maker that he had to create a twin just to handle the overflow.
Barros Schelotto made our maker. Zeus pissed a lighting bolt down his leg when Guille walked in the same room.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Barros Schelotto's computer. Barros Schelotto is always in control. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!!!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Barros Schelotto has allowed to live. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Barros Schelotto lives in Ohio. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!!