The Trump Presidency Nein: Leistung, Korruption und Lugen

The one that sits atop his neck or the one that he sits on?

 

Duckduckgo.com tells me it was AOC at South by Southwest.

The sources are ... of questionable quality.

But it's time to make my weekend beer run....

 

Googling shows me that AOC is terrified by her garbage disposal. But that's probably not it.

 

Yes

 

When the job is to betray your own people, you're not going to be able to hire the pick of the litter. Gotta settle for what you can get.

 

The bar for arguments defending this administration has reached its nadir.

The other day I wasted five minutes of my life trying to find a gif of someone taking a sledgehammer to a bar lying on the ground.

 

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-...hecking-trumps-misleading-attacks-omar-ocasi/

 

Not exactly hot off the press, nor convincing. About as I figured.

 

<snort>

 

Tis spelled Snert.

 

And, IF he is, then f*ck him, too. If Bill Clinton was having sex with underage girls he, too, deserves to rot in a jail cell.

(Still never paid off a porn star and a Playboy model and then lied about them.
Still never bragged about grabbing women by the p*ssy.
Etc.)

 

Would I rather see Bill and The Cheeto each named in the investigation and then jailed for sexual crimes, or neither? Yeah, that's easy. Both. Sorry, Bill, but think of it as a sacrifice for the country.

 

I get that they can try to go lower. And they can certainly be more cruel. But after reading that, I don't know how it is possible to create a more incoherent defense.

Taking monkeys with typewriters to the extreme: if all 325 million of us went on a bender, gorged on a White Castle crave bag, and returned to our respective domiciles to pass out wearing mic'd underwear, I can state three things:

1) none of us will have farted the Gettysburg Address by morning
2) none of us will have farted anything more illogical and meaningless than that Diamond and Silk quote.
3) one of us--perhaps--will have farted out a more coherent defense of Trump.

 

If they both had sex with underage girls, to hell with the both of them. They deserve to rot in jail.
If "only" Bill Clinton had sex with underage girls, to hell with him. He deserves to rot in jail.

 

This is bound to continue to happen...

WHITE ALLIES. This woman is an elected state representative. She is the Minority Vice Chair of the Georgia House of Representatives District 39. @Publix says they are “looking into it.” They don’t have tape? #IStandWithErica https://t.co/n12Ts47jN5

— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) July 20, 2019

 

Clearly the interpreter isn’t a good American. I mean, they speak another language - only foreigners and illegals speak other languages!