The Jack Grimes [F] Presidential Campaign Thread

Discussion in 'Elections' started by Foosinho, Sep 27, 2007.

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  1. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Could we not with the scantily-clad women? I get the reference, but...
     
  2. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    My bad....this should be more to your sensibilities! :notworthy:

    [​IMG]

    Hastily edited.....HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
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  3. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This post is missing something important.

    Y U no Hailing!

    Hail Grimes.
     
  4. Mojo Jambo

    Mojo Jambo Member

    Aug 26, 2013
    Cleveland, OH
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Where have you gone, Director Grimes
    Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
    Hail, hail, HAIL!!!
     
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  5. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    OMG, slightly Grimes related, in the Alison variety. She's physically at some political event this weekend in Pasadena, CA. Politicon or something. I can't remember who it is that I have a running Alison feud with, but I figured hey... community service. But let's not stalk, ppl.

    Hail The Grimes's!
     
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  6. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    I'm sure there is no intent to diss my Alison :inlove: otherwise we may have issues. :devilish: "Pasadena this weekend", you say. I may just take a drive up to give her another $10 donation for her war chest.

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
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  7. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    A rather late observation but the gal on the left made a couple of good points! :cautious:

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
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  8. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Bump

    Hail Grimes!!!
     
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  9. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know one thing Director Crimes would solve this NFL controversy.ALL the team's, players coaches and owners.Would kneel.....
    TO HIS STATUE!

    Hail Grimes!!!!!!
     
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  10. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Hail Grimes!
     
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  11. Pønch

    Pønch Saprissista

    Aug 23, 2006
    Donde siempre
    This will not end up well for you once The Great Purge begins.
     
  12. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My smartphone was hacked by Russia.


    This means war!

    HAIL GRIMES!
     
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  13. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    It makes sense. Director Grimes may well be the only man in the world Putin fears. And admires.

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  14. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Putin knows it's only a matter of time before Russia submits to the Fist of Grimes.

    Hail Grimes!!!
     
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  15. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    What's that you say Mojo Jambo
    The Director has left but not far away
    [heil, heil, heil .... heil, heil, heil]

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  16. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It has almost been a month since our last discussion of our Lord And Master Grimes.

    He is ....... displeased.
     
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  17. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Grimes knows that in the darkling abyss I call my heart I am and have been hailing him without ceasing. A hearty HAIL with every diastolic contraction, followed by a rushing Grimes with the systolic release.
     
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  19. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Succinct, and to the point.

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  20. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Hail Grimes!!

    Grimes knows who is hailing him and who is not.
     
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  21. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    He's making a list
    Checking it twice :devilish:

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
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  22. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    and he is writing it in the blood of enemies of the Fist of Grimes.
     
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  23. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Like it wudda killed you to add a HAIL GRIMES!!!

    If I were you I'd have someone opening my mail....just in case. :cautious:
     
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  24. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hail Grimes.
    I have a dream that one day we will judge a man,not by how many shitposts he rhymes,but by how often he Hails Grimes.
     
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  25. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Director Grimes got something for everyone that didn't Hail Grimes.

    They got lined up against the wall.

    Hail Grimes
     
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