The Bandido Report.

Florida fans are crap. I was there about 7-8 years ago for a wedding and had some time to kill, so I thought I'd see if the Marlins were in town and catch a game. Five different people on the street had no idea, so I picked up a paper and found buried on page 5 in a tiny corner of the Sports section that they were out of town. I was pissed because I just missed the Astros being in town by a few days.

For a team with two World Series, Miami is the least-deserving city.

 

My theory for the the lack of fans is that most people that live there aren't from there, few people grew up being fans of any Miami teams, when they move there they keep their connection to their hometown team. Sports in general don't do that well there for that reason.

Of course when they won the World Series the bandwagon was fully loaded.

 

This is what the Marlins need.

 

Going to a game like that would be awesome because there would be no wait for beer or the restroom, it would rock

 

I think Senor Cool hits on more girls at every home game than there were fans at that Marlins game

 

This is one of the best parts about going to a game in Frisco.

 

yes, but does he remember all their names.

seriously though that's sad in miami. when the dynamo have a bad season i want to see all you fkers there at the tailgate and in 213 singing. that's what seperates a true diehard fan from a poseur.

there's a guy that i consistently hear yelling at DeRo and it just breaks my heart. i don't know who he is. i would never, never boo one of our Dynamo in the stadium. shame on you if you would.

 

Would you please point this gentleman out to me Rey.

 

True & Repped

 

The closest I've ever come to booing a Dynamo was when Mulrooney made that long, slow, back-pass from midfield that set Onstad up for a red card. Even then it wasn't "boooooooooooo" it was more like "******** it Mulrooney, what the ****** did you do that for! Were you ******* tired of seeing Pat in the ******** goal and want get him off the ****** field?" If I was no the field I would have led him by the ear back to Pat to apologize for leaving his ass in that crack.

If I don't like what I'm seeing I keep my pie-hole shut.

 

I never boo Dynamo players either but I did cuss out Mulrooney when he screwed Ianni making him get a red card during the Pachuca game.

Seriously sometimes I wonder if Mulrooney plays for the other team.

 

Looks like the USMNT won't be wearing those red jerseys we've been clammoring for anytime soon:

Mexico to switch to red jerseys

That has to be a joke.

 

HAHAHA, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever read. And shouldn't it hurt the other team as much as it does Mexico, since they wouldn't be able to see the Mexicans either?

At least the US team makes their uniform decision based on valid reasons like marketing.

 

Next thing you know, he'll be saying the better team dos'nt always win!

 

Happy Birthday, Bandito and many, many more!

 

"What, the Mexican players are so blind that they have to change their uniforms to see their teammates?"



I love my mom. She's so cool

 

I'd wish you a happy birthday, but you got neil diamond stuck in my head.

 

Happy Birthday, Bandido.

 

Feliz Cumpleaños, Bandido!

 

Happy Birthday Bandido. I got you a Tigres jersey for your gift.

 

Hey Bandido Happy Birthday!

Now go get wasted this weekend (it keeps you young)

 

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Happy birthday, Bandido.