The 2018 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Curious Quantities

We all do - otherwise, why would we be in a MLS discussion forum?

 

I'm here to have my words twisted and be personally attacked.

 

And make us toast.

 

MLS teams don't need help making the toast

 

One might call them experts

 

Does Casey's experience in Germany make him a toaster strudel?

 

He'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen!

 

Wish the same could be said of the 2019 Toast thread.

 

Where do Bagels and English Muffins fit in all of this?

 

The real question is:
Do we upgrade Toast to Avocado Toast once Austin joins the league?

 

Where is the 2019 Toast Thread?. We have the mascot and now even FiveThirtyEight is declaring a team as toast.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/feature...-of-baseball-last-year-now-theyre-just-toast/

I know it is baseball, but we can't just sit by and let others usurp the gloriousness that is Toast!

 

Praise sweet baby toast!!

 

Don't count your toast before it has popped.

 

As long as it lands butter side up I will be happy.

 

Sue their butts. Stealing mathematical toast from us. It ain't right.

 

I want my TOAST!!!